Gut Rumbles

April 02, 2005

life is strange

I just had to post this story in case you hadn't read it already. I had so many ridiculous puns run through my mind that I was ashamed of myself. I stole the link from here, and he should be ashamed of himself for posting it.

"Lady, I'll give you a free car wash with a fill-up, but this ain't part of the deal."

"Woman, just promise me that you won't be talking on a cell phone, too."

"Ma'am... ma'am... our one-hour service policy doesn't cover this..."

Goff said Coleman "threw her leg over the steering wheel, groaned once, and the rest of the baby came out.

"She caught that baby, put it to her chest, gave me a look, like, 'I gotta go,' closed the door, put the van in gear and away she went.

I wonder if she paid for the gas?


Now THAT'S a real woman!

She just threw that leg up over the steering wheel...groaned once...popped that baby out....tucked him to her chest and drove off....

None of that Bitching and Moaning about needing drugs and a fancy birthing room!

Puts all those spoiled celebrities to shame! LOL!

Posted by: Wendi on April 2, 2005 11:44 AM

And she was able to use the carpool lane for the rest of the trip!

Posted by: Grace on April 2, 2005 11:59 AM


Thanks, Grace, I needed that.

Posted by: StinKerr on April 2, 2005 02:17 PM
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