Gut Rumbles

April 02, 2005


My emails to her keep bouncing, but I'm really going to be disappointed if this woman does not come to Jekyll for the Writers Workshop. Kelley, you drank the moonshine blood of the first baby lamb we slaughtered to sancify the Union Of Jawja Bloggers. You are a High Priestess. You can't just blow this one off.

Another high priestess says that you can stay with her. (Of course you KNOW that you can always stay with ME!) If you get there, I will see that you are wined and dined properly and you don't pay for anything. All you have to do is agree to sing a couple of songs with me and my brother. You don't even have to display any of your magnificent cleavage, unless you really feel an overpowering need to do so, and I won't mind at all.

How can you pass up a deal like that?


Rob, while I would love to be there and see you all again, I don't think it would be good for me to be at this particular blogmeet. I had planned to come, but your "diva" buddies - through their "men's club" extension service - have made it patently clear that no women outside their little "clique" are welcome. No engraved poker invitation for me - thanks, ladies!

Ask Kim, Key, or Eric - they can fill you in - or I'll be glad to address the matter privately, in an e-mail. The address above should work.

Thanks so much for the love, though, and I will miss you guys in the worst way. My husband is out of town that weekend, though, so I've invited Queenie to Atlanta instead.

She wants to meet The Lesbigans, so we're taking her to the Cheetah. ;) Should be a ball.

Posted by: Kelley on April 2, 2005 10:40 AM

Alright Kel, but I do have enough room for you AND Queenie should you two decide to crash!

Posted by: Key on April 2, 2005 11:17 AM

I sense a disturbance in the blogging force, Old Acidman.

Posted by: rightisright on April 2, 2005 03:44 PM

WTF?! aren't gonna be there??? That sucks! I was looking forward to talking to you again.

Will someone please clue me in on what the hell is going on?

Posted by: zonker on April 2, 2005 10:10 PM

Geez people. The lengths you go to...

Posted by: Desert Cat on April 4, 2005 02:09 AM
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