Gut Rumbles

March 30, 2005

it's because we're crazy

Via catfish:

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hangout with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

It chatters constantly at high speeds.

Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,

The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


That just proves my point that peckers are stupid... lol.
I'd take the Harley every single time.
(I mean, I love 'em, but dicks DO seem to lead men down the "Highway to Hell" more often than not...)

I know how to fix this, though...
Just stick one of those artificial vaginas on a Harley somewhere.
That'd render it the "perfect companion", would it not?

Posted by: Stevie on March 30, 2005 11:29 AM

Harleys have many of the same flaws, too !!


Posted by: MommaBear on March 30, 2005 12:30 PM

Maybe, but no Harley has ever raped a man in a court of law and been richly rewarded for doing so...

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Stevie on March 30, 2005 02:12 PM

Or gotten pregnant to trap a man, or given themselves to another man, or taken a man's kids away, or....
any of the other vile things females do.

Need to stop thinking about this now, before I come up with a "Harleys are better than women because..." list.
I could already do that and I don't even own a bike...
I'm just "observant".

Posted by: Stevie on March 30, 2005 02:16 PM
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