Gut Rumbles

March 29, 2005

There and back

I made my trip to Randall's today and bought Maker's Mark, Jim Beam and Booker's best. I threw in a six pack of Bass ale for good measure. What a mistake that was.

My neighbor, Henry, showed up, cut my grass (which didn't need cutting) and asked if he could come inside to take a piss. He also asked if I had anything to drink. Half a quart of Maker's Mark later, I threw the freeloading bastard out of my house. That man can surely drink as long as he ain't paying for it.

I would NOT come to a neighbor's house and drink that much liquor even if I were invited. To do it UNINVITED is just plain scuzzy to me. I should have thrown him out sooner.

At least I got my grass cut.


Usually If II go to someones house to drink, I bring enough for us to drink and then leave some. Just the way I was raised.

Posted by: Ron on March 29, 2005 07:16 PM

UGH! People like that piss me OFF! I'd make the bastard come back and mow my BACK Lawn too!

Posted by: Wendi on March 29, 2005 07:22 PM

How come you never break out the Makers Mark when I visit?

Posted by: ken on March 29, 2005 07:24 PM

You do the English, Rob, I'll do your math. Around here, Maker's Mark is about $30. Half a jug is worth $15. The guy did your lawn for $15, and provided some vital guy-talk also. Not a bad deal. The last time I checked around here, the industrious Mexican gardner wanted $50, and that was only if I signed a contract for regular maintenance.

Qwitcher bitchin.

Posted by: Rivrdog on March 29, 2005 07:37 PM

I'll cut your grass any time... just give me a call.

Posted by: john on March 29, 2005 08:19 PM

I kinda learned this from 8 years in the wonderful world of oklahoma state penitentiary. Not an eight year sentence, just eight years flat... But back to the point, You can fuck with my women, you can fuck with my horses, !Don't fuck with my whiskey!!!

Posted by: murry on March 30, 2005 03:56 AM
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