Gut Rumbles

March 29, 2005

where's the beef?

Good question. I might be asking the same thing if I ordered a bowl of chili and found a severed finger in it.

That story makes me wonder... what kind of things have I eaten in the past that I simply didn't notice in the food? I've eaten Krystal chili at 3:00 in the morning when I was drunk enough to miss a set of dog testicles in there. Maybe I've eaten finger before, or something much worse, and just didn't know it.

I'm not a real "picky" eater.


it's Soylent Green I tell ya....WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: marcl on March 29, 2005 08:57 AM

Ms. Fingerbiter is working her way to a lawsuit over this. Me, I figure it's the guy who lost the finger that's got a case...

Posted by: McGehee on March 29, 2005 09:02 AM

Hey you need a bit of variety in the diet. the modern obsession with perfect sanitation has gone beyond the bounds of good sense.

Posted by: John Cunningham on March 29, 2005 09:38 AM

Just remember this story when you pour yourself 3 'fingers' of Bookers this afternoon.

Posted by: Pete the Streak on March 29, 2005 10:15 AM

There is some ugly shit in restaurant food. As a teenager, I worked as a pot scrubber. Was promoted to prep cook. The pot detergent had eaten the shit out of my fingers, so I had them wrapped in gauze and tape. I was mixing a big batch of mashed potatoes, and realized 3 of my gauze wraps were missing - in the spuds. My 16 year old mind actually considered NOT digging them out....

Posted by: The Other Mike S on March 29, 2005 11:37 AM


I just let out the loudest CACKLE!

All your fault!

Posted by: Grace on March 29, 2005 01:13 PM

I've been wondering if she would be upset if it had been a guy's penis. A feminist would've cackled over it, eaten it, then orderd more.

Posted by: Ray on March 29, 2005 02:11 PM

Naw -- they're after your balls, not your dick.

Posted by: McGehee on March 29, 2005 02:26 PM

Well, real women prefer those items to remain attached to their original owner!

Posted by: Grace on March 29, 2005 03:01 PM

A Quote from my wise old dead Daddy would say, any man or woman that eats pussy, will eat anything, Cat.

Posted by: catfish on March 29, 2005 06:31 PM

A doctor friend of mine remarked on hearing the finger food story in this manner:
I had a patient come to me with a traumatically amputated finger. He worked in a bakery. I asked where the finger was. He said it got chopped off and fell into the dough. The dough was shipped.

My wife works as a telephone operator. In the evening the help lines for various companies are turned over to them. One client of theirs is a soft drink company. She has heard enuf complaints about odd soft things found in soda cans she never drinks out of a can anymore.


Posted by: Joel on March 29, 2005 08:29 PM
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