Gut Rumbles

March 24, 2005


I am a non-violent man. Over the years I have learned to control my temper and not just fly off the handle every time I get pissed off. Long ago, I'd fight you just as soon as look at you, but I'm older and wiser now. I don't do that crap anymore.

But if I had the chance, I'd sucker-punch the living daylights out of two people, and I hope I break my hand when I do it, because I don't want to hold anything back. I want to knock them out so that they land flat on their asses and don't remember their names afterward. I want them to need jaw reconstruction and dental surgery when I'm finished with them.

Those two people are Bill Mahr and Jesse Jackson. I cannot name two bigger pricks in the universe.


Somehow Cornell West comes to mind.

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on March 24, 2005 09:26 PM

Damn it, for a second I thought I was going to get my name mentioned on a big dog's blog again.

Posted by: Dave Munger on March 24, 2005 10:40 PM

My two people would be Michael Moore. Kicking the shit out of him would supply one of those manure power plants for a month.

Posted by: JPatterson on March 24, 2005 10:47 PM

There's no way I could possibly be expected to limit my choices to only two.
And I prefer a punch to the throat so I can watch them suffocate on their own shattered larynx.

Posted by: Graumagus on March 24, 2005 11:07 PM

Ted Rall and any rat bastard who openly admits to being a member of the Democratic Underground...

Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on March 24, 2005 11:19 PM

Rather than pick two....I'd rather kick the shit outta Michael Moore twice. First, I'd hang him up by his thumbs and beat his nuts with a teaspoon until his scrote was the size of his fat ass. Then monkey stomp his head until the white meat showed....That'd make a pretty cool documentary.

Posted by: DONGER on March 24, 2005 11:48 PM

Damn, Damn, Damn!!!! Boxer, Brady, Babs! Gentlemen don't hit wimmen ever. What to do? Sigh.....................

Posted by: Ed on March 25, 2005 07:45 AM

I can give ya Jesse's home address. He's about a mile from my office.

Posted by: Rick on March 25, 2005 10:23 AM

Rob obviously has forgotten about Mike Moore, Schumer, Kennedy, Dan Rather, the Clintons, et, et, et.

Lotta asses need kicking.

I'd be careful punching Kennedy. One spark and the whole block would go up.

Posted by: robert on March 25, 2005 11:47 AM

Nope, I vote with you, Acid, this time around...Kennedy and Moore will fall over by their own weight some day.

Ed, fear not...Boxer, Brady, and Babs will all go ga-ga with menopause rapidly approaching....then we can ask Michael Schiavo to cut OFFTHEIR FEEDING TUBES.

Posted by: Maggie on March 25, 2005 04:42 PM
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