Gut Rumbles

March 22, 2005

answer it

Today's Quiz: Who is the most annoying ?

A) Hillary Clinton-- okay, she's pretty damned annoying and I hate her guts. I believe that she is the Antichrist, but she doesn't get my vote. We need her to sink the Democrat party forever in 2008.

B) Kirstie Alley-- C'mon. She's a fat bitch who once was a beautiful woman. (Bejus! How could she let herself go to seed like that?) She doesn't annoy me. I feel sorry for her.

C) Barbara Boxer. Yep, there's my vote. She is a nitwit, a buffoon and she lives in California. She is a complete flying moonbat, but I already mentioned that she lives in California. She annoys the shit out of me.

D) Lucille Ball I LOVE Lucy.

E) Yoko Ono Does anybody give a shit about her anymore? I don't.

F) The Fat Dixie Chick Not worthy of my contempt, although she has it. Natalie Raines isn't worth a fart in her general direction. Of course, I don't want to be downwind of HER if that wide-load ass ever opens up. Why couldn't she just shut up and sing? Dumbass twat.

G) Sharon Stone A giant lizard should have bitten her head off a long time ago. She's an example of how some wimmen, with no talent, no skill and not even really good looks, ride their pussy to the top. She is nothing more than a life-support system for her cunt. Annoying? No. Worthy of contempt? Yes.

But BB-head from California gets my vote in this poll.


E, only because we're going for annoying.

Posted by: Key on March 22, 2005 08:08 PM

You left off Barbra Streisand, also California

Posted by: Robert on March 22, 2005 08:24 PM

How about Ter-RIZZ-ahh Heinz Kerry, the African-American person?

Posted by: Max on March 22, 2005 08:57 PM

Hey! I didn't make the list. I just stole it.

Posted by: Acidman on March 22, 2005 09:16 PM

Heh, two birds, one stone...
Anybody from CA named Barbara.

Posted by: Gmac on March 22, 2005 09:38 PM

Re: Sharon Stone. I thought a cunt was a life support system for a pussy.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on March 22, 2005 09:42 PM

Actually, the fat Dixie Twits name is Maines. You're correct about all the rest. AND, most of Cal. is red state except for SF, LA and most college towns.

Posted by: just jack on March 22, 2005 09:44 PM

J Lo
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Sheila Jackson Lee
Starr Jones
Joan Rivers

Posted by: Becky on March 22, 2005 09:53 PM

Good choices, Becky, but they didn't come from the LIST! I already said that I didn't MAKE the list, but it's a goddam list just the same. THOSE are your choices. Nobody else.

Now you go out and pay no attention the rules, wander off the plantation and make a fool out of your undisciplined ass on the internet. READ THE LIST!!! PICK ONE!!! I don't care whether you like Paris Hilton or not. SHE AIN'T ON THE FUCKING LIST!!!

Bejus? Why do so many people have trouble following simple instructions?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Posted by: Acidman on March 22, 2005 10:37 PM

Barbara Boxer's the only one of those I really give a shit about -- and what a shit it was. Took two flushes. I thought about her face at the bottom of the toilet bowl the whole time and it really got things moving.

Posted by: McGehee on March 22, 2005 10:44 PM

yeah, Boxer does the trick for me too. And I would have to say if the Hildabeast wasn't in the potential mix for the Democratic presidental nod in '08, it would have been a tie between the two of those two. Perhaps they should make a movie like "Thelma & Louise" it something like "Crook and Spacecase". Is it more then a coincidence they are both *progressive* dems?

Posted by: Guy S. on March 22, 2005 10:52 PM

Mostly agree, but I want the Dems to dump these bitches and become the loyal opposition.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on March 23, 2005 09:02 AM

Ok, I'm going to break the rules Rob.

My vote is that annoying BOB from those commercials where he always has that dumb ass smile on his face from supposedly getting laid all the time. Now HE is annoying.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 23, 2005 11:52 AM

B , because the fat bitch use to be hot.

Posted by: James Old Guy on March 23, 2005 02:20 PM

ROSEANNE! Arnold, Barr, Lucifer, whatever her last name is now. I fuckin' hate that loudmouth, nasal talkin', whiney fat tub o' lard. You throw that dyke Brooklyn Bitch, Rosie O'Donnell (She doesn't deserve a fine Irish name like that) in the mix and I'm pretty close to shootin' myself just to make the noise stop. God Damn! that hurt just keepin' the two of 'em in my head long enough to write about 'em. Quick!...say sumpin funny! I gotta get these bitches outta my brain. If I gotta pick off yer list...Natalie Raines takes the prize. Good thing we got Toby Kieth's and Darrel Worley's to show how most country folk feel about our Commander in Chief and Boys in Tan,...Commie cunt!

Posted by: DONGER on March 23, 2005 03:54 PM

Hillary gets my vote. I actually was hoping that she would fucking die that day a while back when she collapsed. I told my wife that and she thought I was joking. I'm not joking even a little. If she's not Satan, she's in his employ. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT!


Posted by: Bill on March 23, 2005 04:14 PM

peggy noonan
you do realize that if both Terri Schiavo and the Pope leave this mortal coil within days of each other, the Brides of Jesus (that would be Peggy Noonan & Laura Ingram ) will have a meltdown that will make Chernobyl look like a snuffed birthday candle.

Posted by: Buzz on March 23, 2005 05:44 PM

Damn, JUST JACK was is "Maines"....oh well fat dixie bitch suffices.

Posted by: DONGER on March 23, 2005 06:56 PM

Nise site keep it up for guyman

Posted by: mugu mgbada on March 27, 2005 11:14 AM
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