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March 16, 2005

fart-lighting

Yes, guys do it--- and yes, it does burn with a blue flame. I've NEVER done that myself, but I've studied some on the subject. I offer this advice when you decide to light a fart:

*Don't have an overly-hairy ass.

*Keep your balls out of the way.

*If you are the Designated Lighter, stand to the side. You've got no business with your head in that guy's asshole anyway.

*Beware of the Blowback Effect.

Just thought some of you might want to know...

Comments

Girls do it too.

Posted by: RubyTuesday on March 16, 2005 07:51 PM

Did it many years ago. The blowback effect is real.

News Bulletin: Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on March 16, 2005 07:57 PM

Armageddon!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on March 16, 2005 08:09 PM

One of MB's current meds is making her produce prodigious amounts of gas.......wonder if that is of the right make-up to maybe burn green or purple or something spectacular ??

Posted by: MommaBear on March 16, 2005 08:28 PM

Nice blog. I just got mine started today. I hope it will look like this someday. Its just hard to keep finding fresh content

Posted by: prosolution on March 16, 2005 09:08 PM

Just be careful.

Posted by: McGehee on March 16, 2005 09:23 PM

It is possible to light the putrid wind THRU the pants. This does, however, require much more PSI and CFM. If one can muster the required pressure and volume, the ThroughThePants Technique is inherently less dangerous than the Bareback Technique.

Think dry-humping v. fucking.

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Posted by: Adam on March 16, 2005 10:09 PM

back in school, we use to triple date and go to the drive in to see a double feature. Afet we necked and got the girls hot and the windows so fogged up, if we did not any any pussy, then we would get drunk and started to light farts. Back then the guys would all wear jeans, would not burn, but later in the 70's, we started wearing those pants that had poly and cotton, and they would catch on fire. You had to watch out. It really works, girls and boys did it in school, funny, just something to make us laugh and waste a little time, Cat.

Posted by: catfish on March 16, 2005 11:57 PM

It might be possible to have an internal explosion, but I have never heard of one. The one time a guy lit one of mine, he was seriously shook. I couldn't see, except for his wide eyes, after he threw the match reflexly onto the living room rug.

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on March 17, 2005 02:03 AM

Adam, your stupid poll is missing Arizona in the states, and it also doesn't allow multiple selections where multiple selections are indicated.

Phht! Try again.

Plus your post probably counts as spam. Prosolution too, ya wanker!

Posted by: Desert Cat on March 17, 2005 02:22 AM

Yep. Sixteen years old, in the back room at work. Stoner Brian sitting there B.S.ing with me. I lit one through my jeans. I was sitting in a metal folding chair. The chair made the sound interesting.

The tympanic clang/bang made by the explosion, and small lifting effect left us both stunned.

Posted by: Impacted Wisdom Truth on March 17, 2005 02:41 AM

I bet that blowback must have hurt, eh Jim?

Posted by: Kate on March 17, 2005 09:00 AM

"I've NEVER done that myself"

Shit, you mean that I've finally found something that I have done that Acidman hasn't?!?!?!

1. Never took my pants off - see first rule.
2. Only lit my own - rule 3 doesn't apply.

Let me add my own: Be certain that the furniture upon which you are sitting is not flammable. I lit a futon on fire once and earned the undying enmity of the denizens of that apartment...

Posted by: Jay G on March 17, 2005 10:42 AM
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