Gut Rumbles
 

March 10, 2005

non-smoker

hog.jpg

Yep. Cigarette smoke bothers HIM, too. Ain't he a healthy-looking specimen?

Comments

Can't...stop...staring...

What the hell happened to him? Swallow a beachball, then inflate it?

Posted by: Trite R. on March 10, 2005 02:59 PM

Honest -- he told me he was on the Pill!

Posted by: McGehee on March 10, 2005 03:24 PM

Quit yer bitchin! I'm sure fat people don't like your skanky smoking either! So by my tally books you should be even... Move on...

Posted by: WarWagon on March 10, 2005 04:00 PM

"skanky smoking"....dude this guy's heart is working way more than mine and I smoke.....you can't pack down a bucket of chicken everyday and think that's okay. He's hurting my feelings showing his belly and I bet he smells bad too...there's places washrags just can't get to....my smoke don't probably smell as bad as his ass...

Posted by: sandy on March 10, 2005 04:10 PM

Sandy -- gross! Thanks for the mental image. Bleh.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on March 10, 2005 04:25 PM

Sorry Kim...but you know he has to use a rag tied around a stick to reach certain areas..haha..

Posted by: sandy on March 10, 2005 04:32 PM

I'm betting he smokes.

(I'll be sure to ask him at the next meet!)

Posted by: Key on March 10, 2005 05:04 PM

Holy smokin' crap! My right eyeball is rolling on the carpet right now.
Gad. Puke.
I'm going out for a smoke.

Posted by: Kim on March 10, 2005 06:49 PM

I just keep thinking...That CAN'T be real...it's just CAN'T be real!

Posted by: Wendi on March 10, 2005 07:30 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wonders of Adobe Photoshop.

Posted by: Gewehr98 on March 10, 2005 08:14 PM

Holy shit, what'd he do, swallow a cylinder of compressed nitrogen or something? Got damn.

Joe Camel ain't got shit on that guy. Time for a cigarilo.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on March 10, 2005 10:42 PM

I thought I told you to quit posting my damn picture.

Posted by: Steve H. on March 10, 2005 11:05 PM

Why is his picture from a porno site?

Posted by: Nick on March 10, 2005 11:16 PM

My first reaction was, "Boy, Acidman is losing his hair."

But seriously, this looks like he is a drinker. Could he have cirrhosis and ascites?

Posted by: Joel on March 11, 2005 06:56 AM

Looks like the quadruplets are about due.

Posted by: rosignol on March 12, 2005 04:27 AM

You can rest assured that if he smoked a pack of cigarettes the day before he died from a massive coronary (and hence qualify as 'smoker'), he'd be tallied up in the GAZILLION tobacco-related deaths a year by every anti-smoking nazi out there.

Posted by: Sam on March 13, 2005 12:22 PM
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