Gut Rumbles
 

March 09, 2005

marketing

Via catfish:

What is marketing ???

Women have asked for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following
analogies will help clarify what is Marketing:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed." That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach

up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"

That's Spam.


Comments

"You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with
your friend. That's a Sales Rep."

Well, that explains things! I'm in the wrong damned career!

Posted by: Tammi on March 9, 2005 09:49 AM

Silly me, I relied on word-of-mouth...

Posted by: McGehee on March 9, 2005 12:40 PM

Just think about all the money wasted on going to business school when all one needs to do is read your blog - for free.

Posted by: Dash on March 9, 2005 02:17 PM
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