March 04, 2005

HA HA HA....awesome list.... everyone should have one!

I would add my contractor and Jesse Jackson.

Excellent list!!! I'd have thrown Michael Moore in there to boot...

Oh. Oh. Oh. You caught me at the right time. Listening to the consumate bullshit on Nightline about mother angst right now. That's another rant.

Hillary. I will actively campaign against her if she runs. Her past educational bullshit, with the childrens project and mastery and cradle to grave outcomes crap make her one of the antichrists for me. She scares me way more than her d* of a husband.
We have a guy we call the *unPC*lesbian man (my kids called him that forever) who jogs year round in silk boxers and no shirt. We've, in 15 years, have yet to see him fully dressed. He has flabby thighs and it's all I can do to not run him over on the way to work.

Nah,

you'd have Carrot Top no problem.

I say this while trying not to puke...

lol

And, please. A disclaimer on my jogger post. I wasn't trying to be rude or disruptive.

Crap. You can delete that if you'd like.

And, one more thing, while I wait for my kids to get home from college for the weekend can you tell I'm blathering.

Molly Ivins is an obvious, nonsubtle Texas Austinian irritant. She has her moments of humor, but is still just another remnant of Ann Richardsonian crud left over.

maureen dowd should bethere somewhere-nancy pelosi--ted kennedy--aw jeez rob-way more than ten

Yeah, I'd add Jesse Jackson too........and don't EVER talk about wishing you never drank that much!
LOL

Yeah, I'd add Jesse Jackson too........and don't EVER talk about wishing you never drank that much!
LOL

hillary scares the turds out of me! The Bitch should be number one A-Man! Not that you would need help, but I would.....
michael moore comes in a close second, the fat fuck can't go piss without two bodyguards and another to pull the little pecker from its hidey hole..

Mikeymom got Maureen Dowd, Nancy Pelosi, and Ted Kennedy. I think I'd also add Streisand and Eleanor Clift.

I'm amazed you stopped at 10.

But seriously, Carrot Top? Besides those stupid AT&T commercials, what's he ever done?

Gilbert Gottfried is *far* more annoying.

Rob, I went to high school with Carrot-Top. He was as fucked-up then as he is now. He used to screw one of the daughters of the Willette family that lived nextdoor (they had five in surplus). The Willette's only son, Johnny, didn't think much of him.

He used to drive around in an old dark blue Chevy Chevelle, the left rear quarter window was busted out and it had one mag wheel on it. No mufflers. I never could understand how he got away with it. If I so much as left my driveway with an expired inspection sticker, I'd get nailed. Carrot pulled it off with aplomb.

Right on about the jogger. The unnecessarily demonstrative practice of many runners is a demonstration of vanity.

I don't do strangling -- a good whomp upside the head (or seven) with a Louisville Slugger or a big shovel, that's what I'd use.

I guess I'm too merciful.

Mostly agree, but I like Carrot Top and Sharpton. It's amusing to see Al make a fool of himself. He keeps the N-word alive.

Just make sure he doesn't hav his props; Carrot is harmless without them.

Hey, I like Barry Manilow. I've always considered him more of a regular person unlike Hollywood or rock types. I saw him interviewed on TV the other day and he said that he has had only one pair of panties thrown at him--and, they were an extremely large size and probably a joke.

I'm sure that we could replace Manilow with some jerk singer that backs the Democrats--like Barbra Streisand.

Carrrot Top stays on the list.

You can't off all the moonbats, otherwise who would entertain us? Me, I'd keep Sharpton, but Boxer and Feinstein gotta go!

Teh-re-ZAH Heinz--------hold the Kerry

Pleeeeeeeeeease put Pelosi on your list!

She totally PEEVES ME!

The trouble with a Top Ten list like this is, as soon as you cross someone off, somebody else goes and gets themselves put on in the other guy's place.