Gut Rumbles

February 22, 2005

for his own good

Government exists to protect us from ourselves. It will stop you from smoking, forbid "hate speech," forbid you to eat a hamburger cooked rare and take away your guns. Now, in certain really enlightened and compassionate places, it will lock you up for being too fat.

After all, nanny knows best.


Gee, do you think they will come after fools who are incapable of successfully manuevering their way to the potty during the night? I mean I am concerned for YOUR SAFETY!

Posted by: Maggie on February 22, 2005 10:29 AM

My black eye may be the Mark of Cain that send me to jail. After all, if I can't piss by myself, government needs to step in and take care of me.

Posted by: Acidman on February 22, 2005 12:01 PM

"...mother Anne said he has no mental problems and was winning his fight against the rare illness that compels him to eat."

I think she is the one who needs to be locked up.

Posted by: C Dude on February 22, 2005 03:19 PM

This is the kind of shit the government can pull after all its citizens are disarmed...

You tried that here there'd be a heap 'o' dead cops and ambulance drivers inside of a week...

Posted by: Jay G on February 22, 2005 04:48 PM

The government will get my meat when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Posted by: Jim on February 22, 2005 05:10 PM

Every lardass who benignly approved substance control and anti-smoking policies was setting up his own persecution.

I do care for their rights, I wish they'd been equally solicitous of mine.

Posted by: Brett on February 23, 2005 01:19 PM
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