Gut Rumbles
 

February 21, 2005

goin' up country

I went to visit catfish today to check out his new house. It's still a clusterfuck right now, with things still stacked in boxes and a few slackard contractors finishing up work they should have completed a month ago. Cat was in a barking mood, but he gave me the nickel tour and walked me over his land, too.

That's going to be one hell of a place when he gets finished. The house is over 3,000 square feet, complete with a beautiful sun room and a screen porch with a hot tub. He has more than 5 acres of land with a nice spring-fed creek in the back that is filled with bass, bream and catfish. He's already killed two deer shooting from his back porch.

He has two HUGE alligators living in the creek and I suggested that he get rid of those before they ate all his fish. He agreed, but today he was more interested in killing a couple of electricians and a painting crew if they didn't finish their work today. He mentioned something about : "I'll kill THOSE BASTARDS and use 'em to feed the gators."

He got his computer set up, so he may be blogging again soon. If a couple of electricians and a painting crew suddenly disappear from Harris Neck, I know where they might have gone, but I ain't saying a word about it.

That place is going to be impressive when he gets finished. He wants a couple of bloggers to come up and spend the weekend when he gets the place right. I am going to go. We will cook a hog, drink around a campfire and discharge a lot of firearms.

If you get an invitation, you should come, too.

Comments

re: "missing" contractors

We call this SSS

Shoot
Shovel
Shut-Up

Works here so far... :)

Posted by: Dave Halliday on February 22, 2005 12:28 AM
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