Gut Rumbles
 

February 19, 2005

nekkidity

I could go to this kind of dinner. Hell, I prefer not wearing clothes to wearing them. I have dined nekkid before (Be careful with the soup. It's HOT, and you don't want to spill any, because it lands in unpleasant places.) and I enjoyed doing it.

Of course, I was in Key West at the time and the outside temperature was a balmy 85 degrees. Where I was staying, lots of people got nekkid for any reason they could invent. That's Ket West.

I don't know about doing it in New York in February. Oh, I WOULD do it--- I just know know if it would be as pleasant as eating nekkid in Key West.

I think Congress should have to meet nekkid. Take away all those $2,000 power suits and see what these assholes REALLY look like. If there is one thing I have leaned in my nudist experiences, it's this: it's hard to be a lying asshole when you aren't wearing any clothes.

Try it sometime. You'll see that I'm right.

Comments

I, for one, am in no mood to see Robert Byrd's johnson. Or Nancy Pelosi's snatch. But your point is well made. A little humility can be a good thing.

Posted by: Velociman on February 19, 2005 11:43 AM

LOL! I don't know if I'll give the 'nekkid' thing a go but I would definitely like to see the pollies in there doing it! :) Hilarious thought! :D

Posted by: AdventureGirl on February 19, 2005 11:44 AM

I think Congress should have to meet nekkid.

And make 'em sit on vinyl upholstery.

Posted by: McGehee on February 19, 2005 11:52 AM

My feeling is just.... ew

The thought of stray hairs being dislodged and freely floating around everytime someone shifts in their seat or walks by... *gag*

Posted by: Lark on February 19, 2005 01:21 PM

You moron!! Now I can't get the image of Hillary Clinton standing NEKKID at the podium giving a speech in the Senate out of my brain! The thought of those pasty breasts, sagging lower than the bags under her eyes is SEARED into my brain! What the hell is wrong with you? The only way I can get any relief is to picture Nancy Pelosi's face, and I can only stand that for a few minutes at a time. The horror! The Horror!

Posted by: David on February 20, 2005 02:40 PM
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