February 16, 2005
advice
If one more person tells me that I need a girlfriend in my life, that I need to find "love" again and share all of my wonderful, gentle, caring attributes with a Significant Other, I'm gonna go on a got-dam rampage with a baseball bat while I howl at the moon and smash car windshields and U.S. mailboxes. I don't WANT a girlfriend.
And I damned sure don't want one who would have ME.
(Besides... if I want a companion, I can get one from a warehouse, kinda like shopping at Home Depot instead of engaging in exotic courtship rituals.)
smashing mail boxes is a federal offense. Just thought you'd want to know...
The day Acidman worries about offending the feds is the day we all better just hang it up.
I want it posted here that it was not I that suggested a 'gurfren'.
Fuck you Rob. A girlfriend would do you worlds of good. Try it. You'll like it. To cop a line.
Now, I know a few strippers who need some love, and...
Velo speaks of evil. Ban his ass.
Oddly enough, they're (we're) having about the same conversation over on hogonice.com now. Must be the phase of the moon....
Nevermind a girlfriend.
Get a doctor!!! PLEASE!!!
Rob....Dana's words are true.
But hey, you don't HAVE TO screw everyone. Pace yerself...
Fuck the parasites? Every damn one of them.
