Gut Rumbles

February 10, 2005

going capitalist

I swore I wouldn't do it, but I started the ball rolling today. I'm gonna need some money before long. So, I am about to put a PayPal button on my site and try to sell some shit to gullible people. I'm not stooping to Blogads yet, but I may go there soon.

How would YOU like a genuine GUT RUMBLES t-shirt or a bumper sticker that says "Gut Rumbles--hate me, adore me, or bite me?" How about an Acidman beer mug? How about one of the CDs I'm about to manufacture, featuring ME playing everything and singing everything? How about some genuine cork drink coasters that have a nekkid picture of ME on them? How about a one-of-a-kind, collector's item Acidman Thong set of panties for the adventuresome woman (or MAN, if he's interested) that features that DOT "Corrosive" label right in the front?

Huh? Can you resist THAT offer?

I hope to hell not. I'm about to start trying to sell them.


Just go with ads man - everyone has them now....

Posted by: e on February 10, 2005 05:55 PM

You'll almost certainly sell more stuff than I've been able to do. Except for my anti-tailgating bumper sticker my stuff's just logo merchandise, and it's not exactly interesting.

Last time I checked I could only put one design on any given product with Cafepress. If that has changed, or ever does, I have all kinds of great ideas.

Posted by: McGehee on February 10, 2005 06:03 PM

How about A Reprobate in '08 or Get the Fuck out of my yard T-shirt?

Posted by: Dax Montana on February 10, 2005 06:11 PM

i've seen this 'get the fuck outta my yard' quote around here somewhere before. there is a comedian who's cd is entitled 'get the hell outta my yard.' his name is michael reed and he dubs himself as 'america's funniest cajun.' i don't know him or anything, but it is funny stuff. i think you would like it.

Posted by: jessica on February 10, 2005 07:05 PM

I think you should do an ad campaign for the guys who made your robo-penis.

It would be awesome! It could be a picture of you doing the thumbs-up, and the title underneath, "What a dick!"

Millions you could earn, I tell ya.

Posted by: Rube on February 10, 2005 07:19 PM

Stay away from the "nekkid picture on a coaster"... In fact, I'll pay you NOT to send me one!


Posted by: jim on February 10, 2005 08:15 PM

CD, definitely. Corrosive label cover art. Put me down for one.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on February 10, 2005 08:32 PM

I'm in for one of everything mentioned as long as it doesn't have a picture of your bony ass on it. Coffee mug, too!

Posted by: Patrick on February 10, 2005 08:37 PM

I sure would buy a cd. I would like to hear you play guitar.

Posted by: frank on February 10, 2005 09:17 PM

How about mp3 downloads of your covers of songs, you can take requests and record to mp3. call it acidtunes, or aTunes.

Posted by: Joe on February 10, 2005 11:34 PM

You just want to market your own special brand of red nail polish. That's nice...

Posted by: zonker on February 10, 2005 11:35 PM

What Dax said. And put the whole Acid Cabinet on it. Sell it in XXL only to save inventory expense. Market a wall hanger thingy with it so it can be hung on the den wall.

See me about the shirt order, I have a connection and I won't charge you for getting it done.

Posted by: Rivrdog on February 10, 2005 11:51 PM

Cut a couple of discs and sell them as a "Cracker Box Set" Damn, I'm a marketing genious.

Posted by: bobthebellbuoy on February 11, 2005 07:26 AM


I would be up for the t-shirt, but make the sizes include us big guys, I can't tell you how often I have seen a cool t-shirt & they only make them in XL.

If you have to do the naked coaster sh*t, please censor the pic online, there is only so much my eyes can take, and thats over the limit LOL!

Keep on truckin'

Posted by: RickR on February 11, 2005 10:40 AM

I would also like to buy a Gut Rumbles or Acidman bumber sticker. I hope you do this.

Posted by: frank on February 11, 2005 02:30 PM
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