Gut Rumbles

February 05, 2005

another cabinet meeting

ME: Eric, what the hell is going on?"

Eric: "Boss, I have no idea what you're talking about."

ME: My White House Advisor and my Attorney General are trying to take over and run the whole shebang without me. My Secretary of State wants to resign because he says the job has become a pain in the ass. What have you been putting in my Bloody Marys?

ERIC "The usual, boss."

ME: "And that's why I slept through the invasion of Canada and woke up in bed with Sec of State? You're on THEIR side, aren't you?"

ERIC: "Not ME, boss!!

I smell dissention in the ranks. It's those goddam wimmen. I'm going to have to take firm action here.


Sounds like the makings of your classic garden variety coup d'etat. You, of all people, should know not to trust the wimmen folk.

Posted by: Dash on February 5, 2005 08:54 PM

They're not plotting, they're just hormonal ... no, wait, that's the same thing. Never mind ...

Posted by: maggot on February 5, 2005 09:31 PM

No, he's just trying to make a case to spank one or both of is so NOT going to happen.

Posted by: Christina on February 5, 2005 09:40 PM

What I'm seein' is that this is not the West Wing...

It's the East Wing, SouthEast that is.

Posted by: RedNeck on February 5, 2005 11:46 PM

Rob, you've gotta fix the link to Christina's has a "z" at the end of the URL for some reason!

ps: I think you oughta do a reenactment of Carter's famous "swamp rabbit encounter"....with an alternate ending, of course!

Posted by: zonker on February 6, 2005 12:08 AM

.. we just need to head over to Camp David and relax for a while... or maybe the "Undisclosed Location".. I hear it has a nice swimming pool...

... besides... only a liquor drought could trigger a coup in our party... and I just checked.. we be fully stocked, Sir...

Secretay of Assorted Wherewithall

Posted by: Eric on February 6, 2005 11:56 AM
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