Gut Rumbles
 

February 05, 2005

trolls

I kinda enjoy a few of the really fucked-up ones. Take Rodrigo. for example. He's talking about screwing my ex-wife here. He called it "sloppy pussy" and I accused him of having a little dick that couldn't fit what I already had bored out.

Sorry dickweed, that's not what she told me.

I'm hung like a donkey and still was slippin n slidin. She must a been
entertaining some other southern gents while youse was still around.
did you ever have genetic testing for your pinhead son?

I told ol' Jen one night, "Jen, you got no bush to speak of, and you
shure got no tits!" She cranked her neck around, looked back at me,
gave me a shit eating grin and said, "Rod, get off my back."

What's happened to your slutty daughter? Still whining about money on
the internet? Do the world a favor moron, stop breeding!

BwaHAHAHAHA te, he,he he

Isn't that a clever piece of writing? Isn't that something YOU'D be proud to sign your name to?

No, I didn't think so, either.


Comments

He is not a well man.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on February 5, 2005 06:05 PM

What a maroon!
~Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Chablis on February 5, 2005 06:30 PM

I get shit like that all the time. I wish I could meet some of those assholes. These are not trolls, they are pussies. There bark is bigger than there bite, I bet they would not say those things to us, face to face.

Posted by: Catfish on February 5, 2005 08:29 PM

Give me his IP, I'll track him down and take a boxcutter to his dick! I'm serious. Really. He'll really wish for you to stop breeding. BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I slice the mutherfucker right off, balls and all! BWBAHAHAHAH!

It's not nice to fuck with people you don't know over the internet. They can do really really bad things to you. BWHAHAH!

Posted by: Sam on February 6, 2005 12:10 AM

Oh my. My ex's name is Rod. Can what he did to me have driven him straight-on nuts?

One can only hope. :-D

Posted by: Juliette on February 6, 2005 02:55 AM

Boxcutter!? Sam, fingernail clippers is more like it.

Posted by: McGehee on February 6, 2005 12:14 PM

Jesus A-man, you're as predictible as a Mussollini train. So addicted to attention you post anything. Glad you liked it. The joke about 'get off my back' goes way back--back, get it?--to Sophie Tucker.

BTW, you skanky daughter Sam has made empty threats before. So, she has an IP address. Then what?
I'm still waiting for your bail bonds lawyer brother to come around with the baseball bat you promised me a long time ago. Is he out of jail yet? Tell Sam she could better spend her time going back to charm school for a refresher course. Or, sign up for that Manpower trade school program for esthetitian. Finger nail painting don'tcha know.

I think I'll send your description of Jennifer's cunt to her directly. I bet the divorce lawyers will want to know what you post on the internet about her. Makes the child custody thing a bit clearer for the judge.

That's all for now zit brain. I wonder how many fans will read this before you delete it.

ps. You still don't understand the definition of a troll. I'm a regular here. Read you near every day.
It's a bad habit I gotta kick.

xxooxx

Posted by: Rodrigo on February 6, 2005 01:29 PM

You don't know much do ya? Send me an e-mail. I dare ya!

Kids your age shouldn't fuck around on the internet.

Posted by: Sam on February 6, 2005 07:20 PM

Oh, give Rodrigo a break-- it's not often that we get see the effects of fetal alcohol syndrome so prominently displayed.

Consider it an exercise in observation rather than a lame attempt at trollishness.

Posted by: Chris on February 7, 2005 01:12 AM

Rodrigo frightens me. He just so... MACHO!!!

Posted by: Acidman on February 7, 2005 04:53 PM
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