Gut Rumbles

February 04, 2005

clean my house


I had this bunch arrive and volunteer for the job. They offer sexual favors if I give them a place to stay. I told them they could have the Crackerbox until it was clean.

I'm moving to a cheap motel. I could get crushed hanging around those ladies.


Hot tubs.

Posted by: Joe Mama on February 4, 2005 10:38 AM

Hey the thin red head on the end is kinda cute/

Posted by: Guy S. on February 4, 2005 10:52 AM

ROB! YOU BASTARD! I was literally taking a sip of coffee when I clicked on the link to your site. That shit went up my nose, brother! **shakes fist**

Gat-dammit, man, that's what the hell the 'read more' feature was invented for!

For that, I hope you wake up on the couch with that buncha honey's standing over you holding a can of Crisco.

Posted by: Wind Rider on February 4, 2005 10:58 AM

Yeah, that redhead needs to eat a cookie or something.

Posted by: McGehee on February 4, 2005 12:06 PM

Just FYI - ICYGAS -- I can't get the pictures on your blog since you fiddled around with something. I just get a box. Sorry I missed this one!! Oh - and don't miss your tribute on my blog today!

Posted by: Indigo on February 4, 2005 12:12 PM

Hey, some of us are eating here. Or, more accurately, currently puking.

God damn. And you wonder why you get cat bombed.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on February 4, 2005 01:04 PM

McDonalds is culpable for this travesty.

After all, it forced them to open their pieholes and shove 35 Big Macs in with reckless abandon.


Posted by: rightisright on February 4, 2005 02:55 PM

what, no red toenails, bummer...

Posted by: David on February 4, 2005 03:43 PM

Hey....she told me she was just running out to shop!!!

Posted by: Genuine on February 4, 2005 05:54 PM

I hereby take back any earlier statements I may have made referring to myself as "fat." I realize now that I am, in fact, just a bit chunky. Oh, and I have no appetite. Nor do I think I will. Ever again.

Posted by: Kathleen on February 4, 2005 08:29 PM

If you count 1234 from left to right, I think number 1 and number 3 are wearin' one piece swimmin' suits.

Posted by: RedNeck on February 4, 2005 10:30 PM

How the fuck can you tell, Redneck?

Posted by: Acidman on February 4, 2005 11:02 PM

Suddenly I feel extremely scrawny.

Posted by: Juliette on February 5, 2005 01:42 AM

Actually, the redhead is quite tasty-looking. Nothing wrong with a little extra meat on the bone, buddy.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on February 6, 2005 12:55 PM
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