Gut Rumbles

February 04, 2005


I like kinky sex as much as anybody, but this is over the top. Or up the bottom. I dunno. I just think it's weird.
I could make up 50 jokes about it, but they'd all be in poor taste.

Speaking of which... would you like a glass of sherry?


Bet that wine tastes like ass.

Posted by: Joe Mama on February 4, 2005 10:34 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Any Port In A Storm"

Posted by: Guy S. on February 4, 2005 10:54 AM

St. Peter: "So how'd you die?"

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a sherry enema and I died of acute alcohol poisoning."

St. Peter: "You go to hell."

Posted by: McGehee on February 4, 2005 12:02 PM

Can that be filed under stupid-"assed" ways to die. That and the knife and a plugged-in toaster have to go into that category.

Posted by: baley on February 4, 2005 12:40 PM

Don't forget to note that she burned his will before this "tragic and bizarre accident."

Accident? Right ... sounds like another greedy American women to me.

Posted by: maggot on February 4, 2005 01:29 PM

I have been drunk off my ass, but never drunk UP my ass...

Posted by: Florida Bill on February 4, 2005 01:37 PM

Come on Fb, those of us who know you know better. You just like it with Bud Light.

Posted by: Conspiracy Dude on February 4, 2005 04:04 PM

When you can't drink because of throat problems and you wanna get drunk..........

Posted by: Symph on February 4, 2005 11:21 PM
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