Gut Rumbles

February 03, 2005

a contest

Everybody likes a blog contest, right??? Okay, here's mine. I don't like the word ORGASM. I know what it means--- I just think it's a shitty word. It doesn't sound happy.

I want the world to be happy.

I wanna ban the word "orgasm" and replace it with something else. I want a WORD that SOUNDS like it FEELS. I have a couple of ideas.

But I'm open to suggestions.


Actually, it's more than one word, but I always liked "Screaming Thigh Sweats." Well, and I like the phrase, too.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on February 3, 2005 11:58 PM

I vote for two words: "Thigh High"

Posted by: Rivrdog on February 4, 2005 12:07 AM

Ah, there used to be a web site,

It's gone now. It was one of those "wish I'd thought of that" kinda moments.


Posted by: Joni on February 4, 2005 12:31 AM


Posted by: Robert on February 4, 2005 12:35 AM

How about 'over the top'? Ok, more than one word,,,maybe Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddd!!

Posted by: Michele on February 4, 2005 07:08 AM

Keeping with the original rhythm, I see nothing wrong with 'joyspasm'. I know I enjoy 'em....

Posted by: Pete the Streak on February 4, 2005 07:25 AM

Of course, I just used that word in a post a little while ago...I'm channeling you, but apparently not in a good way...

Posted by: Christina on February 4, 2005 08:01 AM

I suppose Blogasm won't work...

Posted by: Florida Bill on February 4, 2005 08:44 AM

... a toe-curling lust shudder...

Posted by: Eric on February 4, 2005 08:56 AM

Whats wrong with mini-death?.

O works

ARRRRRRRRRRRR (thud as you collapse)

Posted by: C on February 4, 2005 09:13 AM

Not sure which word Christina used in her recent post - orgasm, or joyspasm. Hope I'm not guilty of psychic plagiarism....

Posted by: Pete the Streak on February 4, 2005 10:11 AM


Posted by: Guy S. on February 4, 2005 10:56 AM

I got nuthin'.

Bone appétit

Posted by: Hank on February 4, 2005 11:05 AM


<looks around>


Posted by: McGehee on February 4, 2005 11:57 AM

Everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth...

... right?

Posted by: GORDON on February 4, 2005 12:21 PM

How's about this:



Posted by: Cythen on February 4, 2005 01:07 PM


Just a few suggestions. Discuss amongst yerselves.

Posted by: Elisson on February 4, 2005 01:12 PM

So far, I like abbazabba best!

Posted by: Acidman on February 4, 2005 01:23 PM
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