Gut Rumbles

February 03, 2005

I'll bet you

I'll bet you money that there's a kid SOMEWHERE in this country who is named "Anus."


I went to school with a girl named
Dreama Cox.

- I told my uncle this, and he told me to go up to her and say "Hey, dreama this cock!"

(the crude bastard)

Posted by: werbinox on February 3, 2005 11:49 PM

My old friend in the Navy showed me his yearbook once. A guy in it was named Peter Eader.

Posted by: flyboy53 on February 4, 2005 12:08 AM

I'll not take that bet. I personally know a kid named Shithead. Pronounced, of course, Shi-theed.

Poor little bastard.

Posted by: Queenie on February 4, 2005 12:12 AM

I know a guy named Jack Hofer and he has a son.......Jack Hofer jr.

Posted by: Robert on February 4, 2005 12:37 AM

Then there was the kid named Uterus. He attained adulthood after a long and disruptive juvenile history, and when the Judge sentenced him to prison, His Honor remarked that Uterus' mother had more to do with his bad attitude than anyone else.

Posted by: Dennis on February 4, 2005 07:14 AM

Not sure about that but there is a whole bunch that act that way. Car dealer in Brockway, PA- Dick Eazor, would you buy a car here?

Posted by: Greg Holmes on February 4, 2005 07:41 AM

He's probably dead by now, but didn't there used to be a guy who did a famous radio show with another guy named "Andy"?

Posted by: MrJimm on February 4, 2005 12:01 PM

There is a lawyer in Michigan whose name was M. Aho (a-hoe). Not surprisingly, he changed his last name to "Kennedy"

Posted by: jumponit on February 4, 2005 12:11 PM

Awright, Rob, I gotta know: Is this just some random thought that popped into your head?

Just curious. Heh.

Of course there is.

Posted by: Elisson on February 4, 2005 01:09 PM

Wasn't that Sherriff Roscoe P. Coltrain's sidekick on Dukes of hazzard? Or was that Enis?

Posted by: Florida Bill on February 4, 2005 01:41 PM

But it'll be pronounced Ah - noose.

Posted by: Key on February 4, 2005 10:19 PM
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