Gut Rumbles

February 02, 2005

curdle my grits

First of all, I think circumcision is a barbaric act that mankind should have outgrown years ago. The fact that it is a religious ritual for some people makes me more certain than ever that religion is fucked-up.

read this. Is that creepy, or what?

I am an unclipped male. I also INSISTED that my son not be circumcised. He'll thank me for that decision some day. A circumcision is nothing more than a lazy man's excuse for not washing his dick. I, personally, LIKE to wash my dick. I hope my son uses bars and bars of soap in his quest for gratification a good, clean meat-whistle.

I'm all FOR foreskin.


There's one benefit that no one ever mentions: birth control by twist tie.

Posted by: BlogDog on February 2, 2005 10:08 PM

...can you tie it in a knot,
can you tie it in a bow?

Posted by: McGehee on February 2, 2005 10:11 PM

[and on a related topic...] check out this article - when i saw it, i immediately thought of you [and roscoe]

Posted by: RickR on February 3, 2005 11:42 AM

I haven't been keeping very good track of what diseases you've had for someone who's a regular here, but peepee cancer, rare as it is among the prepuce endowed, is ENTIRELY unknown among those of us with proper AMERICAN style wangs.

Posted by: Dave Munger on February 3, 2005 07:56 PM
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