Gut Rumbles

February 01, 2005

more on insults

Do you remember high school? The most miserable, fucked-up time of your life, where ONE insult from a "cool" person could devestate you for a week? I remember those days, too. They weren't fun to live through. But we all did, and came out the other side. How did we fare?

I don't know, but I certainly understand one fact. NOBODY is cool. NOBODY is any better than I am. I spent years learning that fact. Fancy clothes and expensive cars don't make the person. That's all on the inside.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw in my life was a red-headed woman scrubbing meal-pans with sand after we ate. She had a slight smile on her face and the firelight lit her perfectly. She was exqusite. We were 100 miles from civilization and we had those entire woods to ourselves. I told her to put down the pans. The temperature was perfect for snuggling.

So, that's what we did. And that was some of the best sex I ever had.

I LIVED that night and I'll never forget it. I've experienced enough beauty in my life to be immune from insults. The older I get, the more difficult it becomes to embarass me about anything. I've grabbed this sumbitch called "life" with both hands and I've damned near choked him to his knees once or twice. He's kicked me in the balls a few times, but I never asked for a fair fight. You don't get that out of life.

I developed a hide, and it's tough. Insult me all you want to.

I don't care.


Shit Rob, I loved our old high scholl, loved to go and look at all the pretty girls and could not wait till friday night, pussy night, and sat urday night also. I always made good grades and had my own car, a 1957 chevy. I had a great part time job, so I had money in pocket, to buy cheap whiskey for all of my girls, dope, you name it, it was a GAS. Those were the days, Cat.

Posted by: Catfish on February 1, 2005 05:45 PM

Man you were the cool dude! And still are in my book. Life is good and getting better, I am glad to see you getting better. Be glad to see ya in Jekyl!

Posted by: Ken on February 1, 2005 07:47 PM

You're a wise old fart.

Posted by: Chablis on February 1, 2005 11:04 PM

Doodoo head! Poopy doopy!

(giggling idiotically)

Posted by: BlogDog on February 1, 2005 11:47 PM
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