Gut Rumbles

January 25, 2005

drag him off and shoot him

Why in the hell would anybody want a pet rattlesnake anyway? That's just fucking dumb. The only good rattlesnake I ever saw was a DEAD one, and I don't believe that I'll ever change my mind. Even dead ones give me the creeps.

So this dumbass buys a snake on the street and then it bites him. Who would have thought? What we have here is another candidate for a Darwin Award who managed to survive this time.

I still think he should be dragged off and shot for the good of the gene pool.


I own a python and I can see the fascination one would have about owning a pet snake. But the person who willingly brings a venomous snake into their home as a pet is a special kind of fucking crazy.

On another note, I caught a show called Venom ER on Animal Planet a few weeks ago. Some yahoo had it in his head that DRINKING rattlesnake venom would protect him should he ever get bitten by one. Another guy (or maybe it was the same guy, I don't remember) was making his 3rd trip in for snakebite treatment. Where do these fruitcakes come from?

Posted by: Chablis on January 25, 2005 12:55 PM

One word : Yankee

Posted by: James Old Guy on January 25, 2005 01:55 PM

Living in a big city rots your brain. Every ... single ... time.

Posted by: maggot on January 25, 2005 02:33 PM

No Shit? What a dumbass.

Posted by: Sam on January 25, 2005 05:32 PM
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