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January 22, 2005

is spongebob gay?

I don't know and I don't care. Some people really don't have enough to keep them busy in this world.

I've got a better question--- is Bugs Bunny gay? He stands kinda funny and he likes munching on carrots. Is that "What's up, Doc?" a question about seeing someone's erection? Think about the damage Bugs may be doing to our children.

I think Bugs should be banned, for the good of society.

Comments

You forgot the most obvious truth.... ol buggs would kiss anybody.I must insist he be removed from the public eye for the sake of my children who still ride the school bus no matter what I do.

Posted by: arathorn on January 22, 2005 12:38 PM

And let's never forget all the episodes in which Bugs appeared in drag. Questionable, to be sure. Oh, no! I just realized that I let my son watch Bugs Bunny cartoons! 'Scuse me; I need to go buy some John Wayne movies for him to watch when he returns from his weekend with his dad. You know; to wash the gay away. ;-)

Posted by: Kathleen on January 22, 2005 01:49 PM

Your comment about Bugs Bunny is just as logical as Dobsons'. He's an idiot. You, on the other hand, are just angry (justifiably).

Posted by: Mike on January 22, 2005 02:03 PM

And what is "Bugs" short for, anyway? "Buggery," I'm betting.

Posted by: McGehee on January 22, 2005 02:22 PM

Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd......all gay

Posted by: Robert on January 22, 2005 02:30 PM

I dunno about 'Spoungebob"' but Spongebob is. So is Bert & Ernie and Barney and the purple teletube baby.

And it's contagious! Don't watch! Eeeek!

Posted by: George on January 22, 2005 02:34 PM

Thith meanth WAR!

Posted by: zonker on January 22, 2005 02:50 PM

No wonder Daffy Duck was always so irascible.

(Huh? Oh. "Irascible." It means he gets mad easily. Dang illiterate Yankees.)

Posted by: McGehee on January 22, 2005 05:49 PM

I'll tell you who was gay. Mighty Mouse and Zorro. Tho I was in love with Mighty Mouse for a year or so. And that was just last year.

ba da bing bada boom

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Kim on January 22, 2005 06:51 PM

Now you know why Elmer was always after Bugs - that wascally wabbit!

Posted by: Dash on January 22, 2005 06:56 PM

And what about Batman and Robin? Millionaire Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson? Bruce? Dick?

I dunno. People have been wondering for years.

Posted by: Ernie G on January 22, 2005 06:57 PM

Uh, hello? Ernie and Bert? And while not a cartoon, Mr. Rogers was most definitely light in the loafers.

Posted by: liv on January 22, 2005 07:21 PM

Right on about Mr. Rogers, Liv. I recall asking my dad why he talked so softly and always wore those girly sweaters. Dear ole dad just kinda chuckled to himself.

Back to the main topic: as a constitutional conservative, I bristle at the thought of being lumped in with the Bible thumpers. Yeah they have a right to say what they want, but not to influence public policy disproportionate to their numbers.

Posted by: rightisright on January 22, 2005 08:25 PM

Didn't Bugs get dressed in Wedding Dress and pretend to marry Elmer Fudd once?

Is "I'm hunting Wabbits' secret code for something else?

Burt and Ernie have been living together for how long?

I don't think Spongebob is but I really wonder about Patrick.....

Posted by: Symph on January 22, 2005 09:01 PM

Symph:

"Didn't Bugs get dressed in Wedding Dress and pretend to marry Elmer Fudd once?"

Yep. That was in "The Rabbit of Seville."

What's really creepy is that I have that whole damn mini-opera committed to memory. :-)

Posted by: Kathleen on January 22, 2005 10:13 PM

Spongebob is not gay people!!! he likes Sandy the Squirrel. He sings her a song, tries to impress her by making jokes, gives her flowers, and he was watching a female anemone on tv until gary came in. He aint gay!!! Bugs Bunny? sure, he's a classic. But has he ever kissed anyone that isn't a guy?

Posted by: Landy on February 17, 2007 02:35 AM
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