January 18, 2005

i said I would do it

And I will. Let's think about how I'm going to blow smoke up her ass CHARM her into picking ME as the winner. Here's the plus side:

*She met a lot of my friends and didn't run screaming.

*She likes my guitar playing.

I think I have a lot going for me there, but I have to consider the negative side, too:

*She once called me a "red-assed orangutang."

*I've known her since I started this blog--- and familiarity breeds contempt. She is WAAAYYY too familiar with me. Contempt cannot be far behind.

There is where I stand now. I might just have to throw myself on the BREASTS OF THE JUDGES mercy of the court to have a chance, but I'm playing.

Let the games begin!