January 18, 2005
i said I would do it
And I will. Let's think about how I'm going to
*She met a lot of my friends and didn't run screaming.
*She met ME and didn't run screaming.
*She says that I DON'T dance like a fucktard, even though I do.
*I once sent her a whole bunch of flowers.
*She likes my guitar playing.
I think I have a lot going for me there, but I have to consider the negative side, too:
*She once called me a "red-assed orangutang."
*I believe that she's told me to go fuck myself many times.
*I'm pretty sure I called her a "bitch" at least once.
*I've known her since I started this blog--- and familiarity breeds contempt. She is WAAAYYY too familiar with me. Contempt cannot be far behind.
There is where I stand now. I might just have to throw myself on the
Let the games begin!
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