Gut Rumbles

January 18, 2005

i said I would do it

And I will. Let's think about how I'm going to blow smoke up her ass CHARM her into picking ME as the winner. Here's the plus side:

*She met a lot of my friends and didn't run screaming.

*She met ME and didn't run screaming.

*She says that I DON'T dance like a fucktard, even though I do.

*I once sent her a whole bunch of flowers.

*She likes my guitar playing.

I think I have a lot going for me there, but I have to consider the negative side, too:

*She once called me a "red-assed orangutang."

*I believe that she's told me to go fuck myself many times.

*I'm pretty sure I called her a "bitch" at least once.

*I've known her since I started this blog--- and familiarity breeds contempt. She is WAAAYYY too familiar with me. Contempt cannot be far behind.

There is where I stand now. I might just have to throw myself on the BREASTS OF THE JUDGES mercy of the court to have a chance, but I'm playing.

Let the games begin!


well, you just made one judge laugh. That's a good start.....

Posted by: caltechgirl on January 18, 2005 06:56 PM

baboon. I called you a baboon.

and this was a good one!

Posted by: Da Goddess on January 18, 2005 08:23 PM

Ah yes I think I do remember yout baboon stage.

Posted by: georgia on January 18, 2005 08:33 PM

Got twenty on you, Rob. Don't let me down.

Posted by: Blackfive on January 18, 2005 09:55 PM

Orangutang, baboon -- either way, the monkeys are offended.

Posted by: McGehee on January 18, 2005 11:31 PM

actually, if she said orangutan, it's the apes that are offended, if she said baboon, it's the monkeys :-)

Posted by: caltechgirl on January 19, 2005 07:29 AM

Just as long as the Monkees are okay with it. And I would think Mickey, Davy and Paul probably are.

Mike, though... Who can say?

Posted by: McGehee on January 19, 2005 01:25 PM

Peter. Not Paul. Poor guy -- always getting robbed to pay the other guy...

Posted by: McGehee on January 19, 2005 01:27 PM
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