Gut Rumbles

January 16, 2005

self-evident truth

If you don't know these facts yourself, you either have lived a very sheltered life or you're just plain full of shit:

*People will lie to you. They'll do it with a straight face and a story that breaks your heart and then laugh about your gullability once they steal your money. Yeah, we have a lot of crooks in this world.

*You cannot reason with a bully. You have to either fight him or reconcile yourself to being tormented FOREVER by the sadistic bastard. I pick door #1. Even if you don't win the fight, the bully will pick on somebody else next time.

*Any large organization becomes corrupt and incompetent just from its size. That's why the federal government and the United Nations are NEVER going to deliver the wonders that they promise. They have too many people running around with nobody watching the store.

*Human nature can be very noble sometimes. It also can be the ugliest sort of "Hooray for ME and fuck YOU!" behavior you've ever seen. That's why I don't believe in holding hands and singing "Kum-ba-yah" around a campfire with my "fellow man." Half of those people around that fire would fuck me dead and never think twice about feeling a twinge of guilt.

*If you expect something for nothing, you'll probably get half of what you expect. Nothing.

*Love isn't worth a damn if you hand it out like alms for the poor. If you claim to love EVERYBODY, your love is worthless, and I don't want it. Love, respect and trust are EARNED, not given away.

*Ugly wimmen bitch about Hooter's Girls being "decorations." Go figure. I gotta admit: it's rougher being an ugly woman than it is being an ugly man. But it's human nature for ugly wimmen to trash pretty ones--- some people believe that they make themselves look better by tearing other people down.

*My 93 year-old grandmother always said, when I was a boy and I wished for something: "Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which hand fills up first." She was correct. Leftists never learned that ultimate truth. You get more shit than you do wishes in life.

*Leftist philosophy is totally contrary to everything I know about life. We are NOT a "brotherhood of man." Some people are real assholes. Might sometimes makes right, or it at least gets some shit out of your hand. I worked my ass off for what I have and no lazy bastard deserves ANY of what's MINE.

I see these truths to be self-evident, because history has proved them over and over again.


um yep. I concur.

Posted by: marcl on January 16, 2005 12:09 PM

Yeah. Totally about "Kum-ba-yah". Those people give me the creeps. Doing their ritual dances.

Posted by: Gil-galad on January 16, 2005 12:38 PM

You write -

"Half of those people around that fire would fuck me dead and never think twice about feeling a twinge of guilt. "

I thought that might a good reason for you to like me!


Posted by: Werbinox on January 17, 2005 02:31 AM
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