Gut Rumbles

January 06, 2005

quote of the day

This one is for eric and for raging dave.

"A kilt is an unrivaled garment for fornication and diarrhea."

John Masters


.. words more true have never been spoken... I wore a kilt once.. at my wedding... after the drunken reception, I was banned from ever wearing that drafty garment again...

... a drunk Marine in a kilt WILL flash you sooner or later... it's only a matter of time....

Posted by: Eric on January 6, 2005 10:36 AM

"Going regemental" is perfectly acceptable. Just make sure you have the proper length. The British Black Watch wear their kilts a wee bit too high.

If it's above the knee, you're a wee little boy.

If it's at the knee, you're a fine strapping man.

If it's below the knee, you're a damn liar! :)

That said, the Black Watch kick ass, and I hope they don't kick mine heheh

Posted by: Graumagus on January 6, 2005 12:58 PM

So it's a blogmeet uniform...

Posted by: Key on January 6, 2005 02:06 PM

I tried to convince my wife to let me wear mine at our wedding. She had some silly "no plaid rule" in effect. I've never understood that one. If I can make it to the blogmeet perhaps I'll wear mine...

Posted by: The Maximum Leader on January 6, 2005 02:19 PM

Un-related but damn Rob, I came late to the party and you were really on a roll roll today weren't you?

Nice series today man.

It's why I keep comin' round!

Posted by: marcl on January 7, 2005 02:42 AM
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