Gut Rumbles

January 01, 2005

i wouldn'ta told that

I've NEVER done anything like this.

At least never more than once...


Aw, it ain't no trick to get thrown out of a titty bar.

Getting chased out, having to leave your car in the parking lot and running into the woods. Having most of the patrons of the bar jump into 4x4 trucks with spotlights and come looking for you. Spending eight hours wandering through brambles and briars in panicked darkness and coming out on a highway where you apparently look so shitty you can't flag anyone down. Having to walk to work smelling like Jack Daniels, stale beer and cigarettes and asking your boss to take you to pick up your car... now that's a trick.

It's never happened to me, either.

Posted by: Circa Bellum on January 1, 2005 05:40 PM

I stand in awe of Circa Bellum, if that is indeed the case. But every scar tells a story, and every morning when I shave I am reminded of those horrid titties. They looked like a Georgia roadmap.

Posted by: Velociman on January 1, 2005 06:05 PM
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