Gut Rumbles
 

December 26, 2004

desperation

I probably shouldn't confess doing this, because it's really kinda gross, but I was a desperate man at the time. After the second pain pill I took only to almost immediately upchuck it into the commode, I grew worried.

I don't have many of those pills, and I didn't want to exhaust every one of them and be left still hurting. By then, I was barfing nothing but water, if anything came up at all, so I put a collander in the sink and started throwing up into THAT instead of the commode whenever I took a pill. That way, I could retreive the pill instead of lose it.

I believe that I swallowed the same pill six times yesterday over the period of a few hours. It got easier to swallow every time.

Aren't you glad I shared that story with you?

Comments

No, I can't say I'm glad you shared that story with me, I think that is on a need to know basis, and quite frankly, I didn't need to know. LOL

I'm so glad your feeling better.

Posted by: BeeBee on December 26, 2004 02:22 PM

Holy Shit!!! Was it a blue one?

Posted by: Sam on December 26, 2004 03:02 PM

I totally thought you were going to say that you ground it up and snorted it.

Posted by: langus on December 26, 2004 03:45 PM

desperate times call for desperate measures, etc.

At least you had enough forthought to kinda try to save your pain pills. heh.

Posted by: pril on December 26, 2004 05:08 PM

Yeah........reminds me of the time we had to keep checking the dog for the keys to the Buick. We got the keys and a dime too!

Posted by: Marcus on December 26, 2004 06:37 PM

Poor schnooky - hope you are ALL better.......and eat soothing food.

Posted by: suzeisnotfooledbyislam on December 26, 2004 08:47 PM

Ever heard the saying, " There's more than one way to skin a cat?" Well, there's more than one way to get the medicine you need. Ask your MD; rectal, nasal, injection, patch, you DON'T have to suffer.

Posted by: donovan on December 26, 2004 10:14 PM

That's actually pretty clever.

Posted by: D.J. M.B. on December 26, 2004 10:54 PM

That's sorta like the ol' boy that, at the insistance of the preacher, started confessing his sins and among them, he confessed to having sexual relations with a goat. When he got through telling it, the preacher said;
"Damn son, I don't believe I'da told that!"
LOL

Posted by: Skeeterhawk on December 27, 2004 01:44 AM

"Kratchet!! I know more ways to save money than Carter's got pills (blue ones)," Said Mr. Scrooge.
OK. You saved the pill. But what are you going to do about the collander?
Word to the wise; if you eat at Acidmans, don't touch anything that needs rinsed.

Posted by: Wichi Dude on December 27, 2004 09:30 AM
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