Gut Rumbles

December 23, 2004

that didn't take long

I went into MT Blacklist and undid what I did yesterday. I wrote one post. Just on a hunch, I checked my email. Sure enough. More than 50 spam comments in 15 minutes.

I looked at that shit and I threw up my hands in frustration.

I love it when I hear starry-eyed leftists who have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER about life talk about "the brotherhood of man." Asshats. You want to see the REAL "brotherhood of man?" Just check my fucking email. I don't want to get really philosophical here, but THIS BULLSHIT is the reason communism NOR socialism will ever work as an effective government.

We simply have too many parasites in the world.

I was offered money to spam MYSELF!!! That's right--- some band of fuckheads offered me $120 per month to plug Texas on-line poker and Direct TV on my blog. I declined, and I didn't do it in the most respectful fashion. What they asked me to do was beneath my dignity. I would die and go to hell first. I wanted to poke them in the eye with a flaming stick from a campfire. Just who the fuck did they think I was?

I know now. They thought I was one of those people who are spamming me again today.


Get with me and I will install Scode for you. Worked like a charm for me on another site I help maintain - only two spam comments in as many months.'s a little bit of a pain in the ass to install sometimes (negotiating the particulars of the required server-end perl stuff with your host can be a bitch, if everything isn't there), but I am more than willing to hep a brutha out. Or talk to Kelley. She has it and I bet she'd help you. Hell, if she'd invite you for Christmas, she'd surely install a little plug-in for your ass.

Seriously, Uncle. Send me a mail. Let me offer you a hand up out of the shit. We can have you spamless by tomorrow.

Posted by: Queenie on December 23, 2004 06:45 PM

I need Scode! Even if it sounds like a venereal disease.

Posted by: Velociman on December 23, 2004 06:55 PM

Hey! I sent you some mail, so I hope you didn't delete it. :-)

Posted by: Juliette on December 23, 2004 08:16 PM
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