Gut Rumbles

December 23, 2004

what a picture

I dropped by to visit my friend catfish today. He adopted several stray kittens a month or so ago (he intends to take them to his soon-to-be-finished Country Mansion in MacInCrack County, Georgia and teach them to hunt field mice). The "kittens" are growing fast, and they must like the way I smell.

I had three of those fuckers crawling all over me. Catfish said, "If I took a picture of this, I could run you right off your blog. That's a cat-bomb if I ever saw one."

I told him that I was carrying a gun and if he reached for a camera, I was reaching for my pocket. He laughed. "Oh? You've got one of THESE?" and he whipped out a 9mm pistol from beneath his sofa cushion.

No, I didn't have one of those, I confessed, so I decided to allow the cats to crawl all over me. Catfish did NOT take a picture and nobody got shot.

Typical Thursday in the South.


If'n you're looking for a 9mm autoloader I'd highly recommend a CZ pistol. Not too expensive (figure $350 for a CZ-75B) classy looking, combat ready, and highly accurate.

Posted by: Justin Buist on December 23, 2004 03:02 PM

Yay! Now all I have to do is get you to come to the frozen wasteland of New Hampshire and help you overcome your hatred of snakes!

Posted by: Chablis on December 23, 2004 08:00 PM

You liked it.

Posted by: Key on December 23, 2004 10:42 PM

I think it's a damned shame he didn't get that photo.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on December 24, 2004 04:44 AM
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