December 21, 2004
When I can offend people by saying "Merry Christmas," I know that the world has become too ridiculous to take seriously anymore. So... I'm going to do something REALLY OFFENSIVE, just to put this "holiday" bullshit into proper perspective.
I'm going to announce ACIDMAN'S MOST OVER-RATED BLOG AWARD today. I took a non-existant poll, queried no readers and made up my mind all by myself, but the choice was easy. After tallying all the scientific results, I am proud to announce... the winner is...
I base this choice on three obvious qualities:
First, TWO "writers" post there and neither one of them posts very often. Today, the last entry is five fucking days old. Lazy bastards. They remind me of French royality.
Second, people still visit the site in droves even though the lazy bastards seldom post anything new. That fact says a lot of bad things about blog-readers. That ain't a blog anymore. It's a CULT!!! And their followers are delighted to worship at an EMPTY THRONE!!! Maybe they see images of The Virgin in that martini glass, or something like that to keep drawing them back. Whatever the reason, it's pathetic.
Third, I don't think Stephen Green is THAT good-looking. In fact, I'm not certain that I want him standing too close to me at a urinal in a men's public restroom. He's got that "I wanna see your pecker" gaze in his eyes. You wimmen may like it, but I don't.
There. That's MY decision.
I may announce the runner-up later today.
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