Gut Rumbles

December 19, 2004

piss on this

This morning was a beautiful, sunny day. I decided to go visit my darlin' mama. I arrived at her house around noon, and the day remained beautiful--- for about two hours, after which the temperature started dropping like a nymphomaniac's panties at a fraternity party.

Now, the weather feels downright frigid to me. I could piss ice cubes and the sun isn't fully set yet.

The low is supposed to be around 15 degrees tonight in Effingham County. All you snow-birds, polar bears and yankees may think that's unimpressive, but ANYTHING below 30 degrees is impressive in southeast Georgia. This weather is NOT for ME. I don't know how you frost-bitten fuckers stand it.

I wish I had a fireplace in the Crackerbox. I need a real flame to take this chill out of my ancient bones.


Put you one of those ventless fuckers in. They've come along way.

Hope Mama was doing well. And sorry to mention her in a comment with the F bomb.

Posted by: Velociman on December 19, 2004 06:10 PM

Well, here in Tucson it's pleasant with a sweater, boots and jeans. Come out and visit, just like EVERYONE ELSE. I figure at least you would be polite and not a snowbird asshat.

Posted by: Cythen on December 20, 2004 12:08 AM
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