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December 18, 2004

osama bin dead

I've said it all along and I'm sticking to my original opinion. Osama Bin Laden is dead, and he has been for quite a while. The guy's a natural-born publicity hog, kinda like a skinny Michael Moore with a better beard. Do you REALLY believe that he could have laid low and stayed out of the limelight this long if he weren't already... laid low and digesting in lime?

I don't. But even if I'm wrong, the bastard probably WISHES he were dead. Think about poor Osama. Three years ago, he stood astride the Muslim world like a collossus, thundering threats and promising to destroy the Great Satan. His followers danced in the sand, shot either other in celebration and fucked a camel or two while their wimmen uuluulated encouragement.

Now, Osama hasn't been seen for a while, a majority of his most ardent followers are either dead or in jail (some wearing panties on their heads), and Al-Qaeda is becoming more and more like the Southern Ku Klux Klan every day: nothing but raving, loser maniacs refusing to be dragged into the 21st century.

And we have not been attacked again since 9/11/01. Blind luck? I don't think so. The best defense is a good offense and I believe that a running terrorist is a terrorist who doesn't have time to plan anything except saving his ass one more day.

If those are the results of LOSING the War on Terrorism, as many leftists suggest, what would WINNING look like?

Comments

I think you're right that Usama Bin Dead.

But why is the CIA constantly lying to us about the authenticity of the "tapes"?

I can't figure their shit out. It's only in the interest of Al-Qaeda and Al-Jazeera (why don't we just shorten that to Al-Cum and save bandwidth) to keep authenticating these tapes. If the CIA thinks that they are playing a great game, hoping he will do something to reveal himself, they should have given up by now, as they flush a bunch of their credibility down the crapper each time that they gravely pronounce the messages to be real.

If he is alive, it's thanks to the Paks, who won't let us put a decent SpecOp in there to get him. We should just whisper in Musharraf's ear that if he doesn't turn Bin Fuckface over, we're going to cut a deal with India to re-unify the subcontinent and remove all traces of the Pakistan mistake from the face of the earth.

Posted by: Rivrdog on December 19, 2004 02:02 AM

But why is the CIA constantly lying to us about the authenticity of the "tapes"?

Just because Ol' Buzzard Guano is dead doesn't mean the CIA knows he's dead, or even wants to believe he's dead. Lots of Clintonistas still in there who think keeping Osama alive embarrasses Bush, I suspect.

Posted by: McGehee on December 19, 2004 10:29 AM

In the radical lefties view,"winning " the war on terror would involve another succesful terrorist attack.These people have such minds that are so hate filled and self-loathing of the successes of the Western civilizations ,that nothing the West(read;white people mostly) will ever equal the heights of a "civilization" and way of thought that figures cutting the heads off of aid workers in front of a video camera or hanging a 16 year old girl for having had an affair with a married man is the equal of the Magna Carter or the American Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: big al on December 19, 2004 03:15 PM

He's not dead. The piece of shit was/is a billionaire and with millions of worthless sandnigger Mudslimes willing to cover for him, he could very well stay alive awhile longer.

He's better off as a living turd, since a martyr would just mean more trouble.

that said, fuck the left, our liberal al-gayda


Posted by: Make them Nuke Fodder on December 19, 2004 05:53 PM

I'm with you, I think the ole boy is way too much the classic egoboy to lay doggo all this time. He's worm food in the Afghan highlands. (Does Afghanistan even *have* LOWlands?)

Posted by: JSAllison on December 20, 2004 09:49 AM
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