Gut Rumbles

December 17, 2004

my blog contest

I am pleased to announce the top five "Most Under-Rated Blogs" that I read regularly. If you didn't vote in this contest, that's because I didn't ask for any votes and I don't give a shit what YOU think. I am Tall Dog around here and Ultimate Ruler of my domain. What I say goes on my site.

I don't really have these in any particular order, so shut the fuck up about who's #1.

velociman. In real life, he doesn't look anything like what you would expect from reading his blog. He looks downright NORMAL. But he ain't.

blogospherics, or whatever he's calling himself now. I gotta meet this guy some fine day.

ravenwood. He's been at it a long time and his post are consistantly good. He likes guns and defends smoker's rights even though he doesn't smoke. What's NOT to like about the guy?

dax montana he doesn't always post enough to suit me, but when he does, it's always worth reading. If you judged him simply from his blog, you'd think he's a crazy, red-necked Jawja wild man. You would be correct.

key monroe. Okay... I know. She's a lazy blogger and she doesn't post much. When she DOES post, it's usually pure drivel, not worth wasting your time reading. I sometimes believe that she thinks I'm a nasty racing stripe on the asscrack-crawling underwear of humanity, too. So... why did I put her in the Top Five?

She's the best-looking.


I love V-man. Hit his site everyday.

He sends me to at least once a week.

Posted by: rightisright on December 17, 2004 08:35 PM

You left out Mama Montezz you old bastard...;)


Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on December 17, 2004 11:09 PM

I thought I was the best looking. Well, I have skewed tastes.

Thanks, brother. I appreciate the kind words.

Posted by: Velociman on December 18, 2004 10:25 AM

We call them "racing stripes" Skid Marks 'round here, but I get your meanin'.

Posted by: RedNeck on December 18, 2004 10:50 AM

Dang, and I thought when folks hereabouts called me "Skidmark" it was a compliment...

Posted by: McGehee on December 18, 2004 12:23 PM

Ohhh, what the fuck ever.

I haven't met the other two, but Kim and Dax are nuttin but eye candy.

And although I may be stuck in a rut of mediocrity, it'll do you well to remember that my writing has passed for yours on more than one occasion....

Posted by: Key on December 18, 2004 07:20 PM

Ouch. Rob, I do recall I thought she was you, at the time. The only giveaway was there were 3 consecutive sane posts. Eject!

Posted by: Velociman on December 18, 2004 07:50 PM

I haven't met the other two, but Kim and Dax are nuttin but eye candy.

Now y'all know why I never show up at any blog-meets. Why disillusion anybody?

Posted by: McGehee on December 18, 2004 10:34 PM

McGeehee, dammit, the only reason I pass for eye candy at a blogmeet is because of the horrendously low bar that has been set. Get your ass to the next one and you, too, can be eye candy to drunken women.

Posted by: Velociman on December 19, 2004 05:42 PM
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