Gut Rumbles

December 17, 2004

dr. feelgood

Here's a piece of sheer brilliance that's bound to make the world a better place. Yeah, ban the private ownership of handguns and reduce crime. I mean, the idea worked perfectly in Washington, DC, didn't it?

Washington, D.C., is the only major American city that currently bans handgun possession by private citizens. Andrew Arulanandam, director of public affairs for the National Rifle Association, said San Francisco would be remiss to use that city as a model.

"If gun control worked, Washington, D.C., would be the beacon. However, it's the murder capital of the United States," he said.

A child learns not to touch a hot stove once he's burned himself the first time. But gun-control idiots NEVER learn, no matter how many times their foolish ideas backfire on them.

But it's San Francisco. What else do you expect?


Ah, but y'see, they're not the ones who get burned. They don't live in the high crime areas where gun bans have the most violent consequences. So they get to sit in their safe neighborhoods and tsk-tsk over how those silly people in the "bad" part of town would be so much safer if they gave up their guns and moved to a nice gated community (but not this one, of course -- they're NOKD!).

Posted by: McGehee on December 17, 2004 07:30 PM

Oh no no no. You see it's not the gun control that's making things bad. It's making things better! Without gun control thing would be nuts, showdown at noon! Corpses filling the streets! Gangs of grade school children holding up banks!

Yes, I'm kidding.

Posted by: ErikZ on December 17, 2004 08:49 PM

I lived in San Francisisco for a year in 1963... Wonderful place, lots to see, very interesting. But I swear.... It was a different world than where I grew up!

People out there are nuts. Believe me... It is true. They haven't a clue.

Posted by: Bob on December 17, 2004 10:48 PM

Why the gun-controllists work for the Crime Lobby is the same reason they want to bow to the radical Islamists: they are reverent supplicants to a power they fear and don't understand, so must placate in order to get their sorry asses spared, at the expense of the rest of us, the non-supplicant.

They rely on prayer and magic, making sacrifices to prove their subjugation. They certainly give "primitive" a bad name, as they have nothing worth saving and they know it.

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on December 18, 2004 02:28 AM
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