Gut Rumbles

December 09, 2004

good question

I think some people explored this same thought when I first started blogging, but maybe it's time to recycle the idea.

TOKYO (AP) - Someday your nose could get a workout while your fingers click the mouse. Japan's top telecommunications company NTT is adding smell to the sights and sounds of the Internet.

A broadband connection controls a machine that has 36 scents, blends of natural oils, such as eucalyptus, sandalwood and basil.

I have an idea about what some blogs should smell like.

Gut Rumbles-- cigarette smoke, stale beer and sweaty feet.

mr. helpful-- cedar boughs and sweaty sluts.

velociman-- decaying human flesh. DO NOT check the crawlspace under his house.

parkway rest stop-- that cloying, sickly-sweet soap provided in wimmen's public bathrooms.

laurence Simon-- a cat-litter box in dire need of emptying. (By the way... the Dead Pool is open for next year if you're interested.)

evil white guy-- Oh MAN!!! Who cut the cheese?

stevie-- leather, horse crap and fresh-cut meadow grass.

dax montana-- nasty, greasy hair wax and home-made wine.

key monroe-- sugar, spice and everything nice. (My ass!!!)

peoria pundit--- A wet sack. A wet sack lying. A wet sack full of something foul.

Not a damn one of them smells good.

Hell, now go play yourself. I'm feeling poorly today. (Goddam cold!!!)


So when are you going to turn in a roster, eh? ;)

Posted by: Laurence Simon on December 9, 2004 02:18 PM

If someone can bottle or produce the scent of a women anxiously awaiting , or /and satisfied after, I would have trouble leaving my computer, I would also change it's name from super-snail to Oh my Darlin.

Posted by: Ron on December 9, 2004 03:40 PM

Eric - Single malt bowel windage.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on December 9, 2004 05:21 PM

I love chili with extra beans.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy on December 9, 2004 05:25 PM

Hey Ron
You talkin bout that wonderful scent that you find when eating at the Y?

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on December 9, 2004 05:31 PM

Why, thank you, Darlin'.
I like all of those scents a LOT.

Posted by: Stevie on December 9, 2004 06:28 PM

in an amazing coincidence, we here at mr. helpful enterprises inc. proudly announce a brand new female eau de parfume entitled

"sweaty slut"

gals..for that social event which simply demands a "different" fragrance...for that important dinner where only the best will need "sweaty slut" eau de parfume.

available at whorehouses everywhere...

Posted by: mr. helpful on December 9, 2004 09:57 PM

Let's get one thing straight... One doesn't have to BE nice in order to SMELL nice!

...and isn't that a damn good thing? ; )

Posted by: Key on December 9, 2004 11:14 PM

Sorry about burying Rosemary in the crawlspace. She was talking too much.

Posted by: Velociman on December 10, 2004 12:05 AM

Well, I do blog nekkid, so I imagine the chair at my desk smells kinda funky ...

Posted by: Bill in Peoria on December 10, 2004 02:01 AM

KIM DU TOIT - The smell of gunpowder in the morning.

Posted by: Ernie G on December 10, 2004 09:38 AM

Omibus Driver -- a potpourri of diesel fumes and Angel perfume. Most excellent combination!

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on December 10, 2004 03:14 PM
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