December 09, 2004
I think some people explored this same thought when I first started blogging, but maybe it's time to recycle the idea.
TOKYO (AP) - Someday your nose could get a workout while your fingers click the mouse. Japan's top telecommunications company NTT is adding smell to the sights and sounds of the Internet.
A broadband connection controls a machine that has 36 scents, blends of natural oils, such as eucalyptus, sandalwood and basil.
I have an idea about what some blogs should smell like.
Gut Rumbles-- cigarette smoke, stale beer and sweaty feet.
mr. helpful-- cedar boughs and sweaty sluts.
velociman-- decaying human flesh. DO NOT check the crawlspace under his house.
parkway rest stop-- that cloying, sickly-sweet soap provided in wimmen's public bathrooms.
laurence Simon-- a cat-litter box in dire need of emptying. (By the way... the Dead Pool is open for next year if you're interested.)
evil white guy-- Oh MAN!!! Who cut the cheese?
stevie-- leather, horse crap and fresh-cut meadow grass.
dax montana-- nasty, greasy hair wax and home-made wine.
key monroe-- sugar, spice and everything nice. (My ass!!!)
peoria pundit--- A wet sack. A wet sack lying. A wet sack full of something foul.
Not a damn one of them smells good.
Hell, now go play yourself. I'm feeling poorly today. (Goddam cold!!!)
So when are you going to turn in a roster, eh? ;)
If someone can bottle or produce the scent of a women anxiously awaiting , or /and satisfied after, I would have trouble leaving my computer, I would also change it's name from super-snail to Oh my Darlin.
Eric - Single malt bowel windage.
I love chili with extra beans.
You talkin bout that wonderful scent that you find when eating at the Y?
Why, thank you, Darlin'.
I like all of those scents a LOT.
in an amazing coincidence, we here at mr. helpful enterprises inc. proudly announce a brand new female eau de parfume entitled
gals..for that social event which simply demands a "different" fragrance...for that important dinner where only the best will do....you need "sweaty slut" eau de parfume.
available at whorehouses everywhere...
Let's get one thing straight... One doesn't have to BE nice in order to SMELL nice!
...and isn't that a damn good thing? ; )
Sorry about burying Rosemary in the crawlspace. She was talking too much.
Well, I do blog nekkid, so I imagine the chair at my desk smells kinda funky ...
KIM DU TOIT - The smell of gunpowder in the morning.
Omibus Driver -- a potpourri of diesel fumes and Angel perfume. Most excellent combination!