Gut Rumbles

December 08, 2004

imagine that

I posted a picture of my "companion" in Costa Rica and I've received some nasty, racist comments and email about it. Yes, Rosemary is a very dark-skinned woman and I am a white man. That fact seems to chap a few people's asses very badly.

I don't give a shit.

I DO find the situation ironic because so many people ceremoniously de-linked me for using the forbidden N-word on this blog more than a year ago. I was branded a racist and insulted far and wide.

I didn't give a shit about that, either. The whole thing just reinforced my opinion about the sanctimonious, holier-than-thou fuckheads of the world, a species I despise. They love to sew a Scarlett Letter on someone else, but never bother to check their own goddam clotheslines.

(If you want an example of what I'm talking about, just go here, if you can stand the stench of rotting brains and self-righteous gaseousness.)

Let me tell you something about Rosemary. She is a prostitute. She has two sisters who also are prostitutes. (I met both of them. In fact, Rosemary wanted me to go to San Jose with her to meet her mother. I begged off on that one. I just don't like San Jose very much.) Their mother is a retired prostitute and the girls all give money to support their mama in her old age. That's why Rosemary went to San Jose on Tuesday to visit her mama.

I didn't make the rules in Costa Rica, but I played by them. That's just how it is there.

Also, Rosemary was a damn fine companion for two days. Yeah, I got laid, but that's not all I got. I had somebody to talk to and be with when I was lonely. She didn't speak much English and my Spanish still sucks, but we communicated quite well. She could throw in some Jamacian dialect whenever we hit an impasse and we figured things out from there. I have very fond memories of her. We laughed a lot.

Prostitution is NOT a dishonorable profession in Costa Rica, as long as you are clean and honest about it. Rosemary pays her "bite" and the police look the other way while she plies her trade. She is NOT diseased and she doesn't steal. That's her living we're talking about, and a bad whore gets branded quickly in a place like that. You can't do business with a bad reputation.

In fact, the way she described "the life" to me reminded me of my guitar-playing days. You don't last long if you skip gigs, get drunk on stage or piss off bar managers. You've gotta play by certain rules.

All you people who wrote about "cottage cheese," "Dennis Rodman" and "that ugly ni**er bitch" can kiss my Cracker ass. I know her and you DON'T, so shut the fuck up, assholes. She and I became friends and she DID come back from San Jose on Wednesday to give me one last freebie and a big kiss to send me home.

She didn't have to do that. She was already paid in full and she didn't ask me for another dime. I think she really liked ME, too.

I have her mama's address and I intend to correspond with Rosemary. As I have written before, I make my own friends, my own way. And if you don't like it, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll say, "FUCK YOU!" So, here I go:



You've got to be joking me. Some people are such retards. Just because she's black doesn't mean shit. She's a human being and the people who only see her color are the real racists. Fuck them Rob.

Posted by: Gennie on December 8, 2004 04:28 PM

A racist AND a sexual predator all in one day?
Fuck 'em. They're jealous you had more fun in two weeks than they've had their whole lives.

Posted by: Ames on December 8, 2004 04:52 PM


Just because someone thinks a woman is ugly as sin or that she has a big ass does not make them a racist.

Posted by: dbltap on December 8, 2004 05:17 PM

oh my have a whole SITE dedicated to your trolls?!?!?!?

a sure sign you've arrived.


Posted by: beth on December 8, 2004 06:56 PM

Oh Christ are you serious? So you bought a woman's affections...big deal (I happen to like asses like that myself). Are people really that hung up on it or was it just because she's not white? Hell, my brother and I worked a fantastic two-fer deal on a couple of mexican hookers in Boystown one night (that's in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico for those that haven't heard Steve Earle sing about it) so am I some kind of pimpin' racist too? Don't think so. They treated us like kings for a great price, and I don't care what anybody thinks about that. I guarantee they don't either.

And that blog review site you linked? Not only can't the guy design even a remotely attractive website, but it's on geocities after all. Need I say more?

Posted by: marcl on December 8, 2004 07:16 PM

Rob, I bet most of the male trolls on your site would drool if they saw an ass like that. What a sight. I'm in possession of a similar ass and I've never had a problem with men staring at it and commenting on how they'd like to "tap that ass," "get me some," etc.

What a bunch of assholes - they are just jealous that an old goat like you can still attract the ladies - your friend didn't have to spend time with you and she sure as hell didn't have to come back to see you after she went to see her mama.

I'm just wondering what her mama looks like.

Posted by: Heather on December 8, 2004 07:54 PM

Rob, I bet most of the male trolls on your site would drool if they saw an ass like that.

Most trolls drool by default. Male ones seeing Rosemary's ass wouldn't know what to do with it. Actually, they might be intimidated by something that looks so much more intelligent than they are.

Posted by: McGehee on December 8, 2004 08:06 PM

I have to say, between your descriptions of her and the pictures you posted, you have fine tastes in women. As for the people who had a problem with it...they're just looking for a reason to be bitchy.

Posted by: Samira on December 8, 2004 10:33 PM


I don't see the pictures? Have they been removed?

Posted by: pdwalker on December 9, 2004 12:15 AM


They were not loading in my browser. Problem fixed. Sorry about that.

Posted by: pdwalker on December 9, 2004 12:20 AM

Wow! No bloody wonder you were attracted to her.

Posted by: pdwalker on December 9, 2004 12:23 AM

For the trolls, well, methinks they doth protest too much. Probably the same assmunches who call Condi Rice an "Aunt Jemima" and Judge Estrada a "Wetback" if it came down to facts.

Same ones who called me Heifer and spectulated about how far MY cow-twat hung down while in high school, and called me, well, you don't even want to know what while I was working at the drag bar.

They probably all still have P.E.S.T. from the election too. Sorry, infantile shit-stains.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on December 9, 2004 02:46 AM

Methinks Acidman doth protest too much.

I put in the "cottage cheese" reference. He thought it was racist. Nope. It was describing what he had purchased, namely the raw tonnage. Ethnicity wasn't a factor, but hey, read into it what you want to.

Perhaps a better way to phrase it would have been, "Rob scores in Costa Rica, finding himself with 40 pounds of crack"

Oddly enough, Kim du Toit has some plumpers on his website, too...

Posted by: Gewehr98 on December 9, 2004 07:20 AM

"Plumpers"? So instead of being a racist, you're happy to reveal that you've never seen a real-live female ass before?

Sorry, Gewehr, I don't mean to be an asshole, but your comment makes it sound as if your entire knowledge of the female form comes out of a porno mag. 85 percent of American women have just as much - or more - ass than Rosemary, though not, perhaps, quite so shapely. I don't think you're a racist...I just wish I could be a fly on the wall to see you self-righteously kick a hind like that out of bed for being a "plumper".

I assume, from your comments, that you are free of physical flaws? No love handles? No bald spot? Never an ass-zit? Less than 3% body fat?

Oh, and if it sounds personal? It is. I look almost EXACTLY like Kim Du Toit's #2 picture - and I wouldn't fuck you with someone ELSE's pussy...

But, to each his - or her - own, right?

Posted by: Queenie on December 9, 2004 09:02 AM

Sounds like some mental cripples are just a wee bit jealous!

Posted by: WarWagon on December 9, 2004 10:36 AM

Gewehr sure proved me right.

Posted by: McGehee on December 9, 2004 10:52 AM

Oh, good lord. The women on Kim du Tuit's blog are "plumpers?" They look more like actual, healthy women, and Rosemary is herself a vision.

Geweh must browse through places like here and here for acceptably thin women.

Posted by: Samira on December 9, 2004 12:43 PM

The pic Rob posted of Rosemary shows a woman who probably maxes the scale out at 165. So where's the "too fat" line for YOU, Gewehr? 250? 165? 140? Enlighten us, do. You've got every woman on this thread WAITING, with bated breath, to find out if we meet your "standards". After all, EVERY woman I know wants a guy who'll leave her if she gets too heavy!

You're hung up on fat, Gewehr, admit it. It's an issue for you, isn't it? Come on - you've just admitted you dumped a WIFE because she put on weight and got depressed about it? Nice. "Very nice". I really want to use YOUR judgements as a rubric! Not!

Sounds like you have a personal problem - in which case, don't be surprised when you get your ass jumped in public for loudly ridiculing something that most normal people see as, well, NORMAL. Like you just did.

Posted by: Queenie on December 9, 2004 02:53 PM

Excuse me GEWEHR98 - if you had a 250 pound wife, didn't she have an ASS?! And since you said you've never seen a fat female posterior, I would imagine that might be the reason your wife left you.....asshole

Posted by: heather on December 9, 2004 08:27 PM

Perhaps he prefers the androgynous, assless, pre-pubescent boy look, commonly looked on by most folks as "a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair."

Posted by: Mamamontezz on December 9, 2004 09:19 PM

"a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair."

Heh. I've never heard that term before. It's a perfect description.

If all ladies were as "fat" as Rosemary "is", well, I would be in heaven.

Ladies? Curves please, and be proud of them.

Posted by: pdwalker on December 9, 2004 10:52 PM

McGehee, what exactly did I prove you right on?

That you drool by default, and that you wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if presented with one complete with an instruction manual consisting only of pictures.

Posted by: McGehee on December 10, 2004 09:43 AM

Rob, I've been doing a bit of Googling on Costa Rica. Your blog entries have been very enlightening, as well as hilarious.

As far as "mixing" goes. It's not my bag. We all have our preferences and predilictions.

But I'm all about Freedom. This is your space and you seem to put it to good use. So DFTFT. They only multiply.

My brother and I plan on making our first trek to CR in March. Doing lots of research on this as I don't want to fail to live every one of our 7 days down there to the very fullest.

Please dont hesitate to drop me an email at the address above if you have any empirical knowledge to impart that you've not so generously given away in these blog entries.

Pura Vida.

Posted by: dereknodominos on December 28, 2004 12:52 AM
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