December 07, 2004
My good friend ain't right in the head. He reminds me of ME!
Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach
towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you." He responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" She asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year." He replied.
"Do you live around here?" She asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree." He answered, continuing to read.
Sarah persisted. "Do you like Pussy Cats?"
With that, he threw his book down! jumped off his blanket! jumped onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate loving of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man...
"However did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man panted... "Never mind that lady! How did you know my name was Katz?"
I liked that joke.