Gut Rumbles

December 05, 2004

believe it or not

The Peoria Pundit says that I am a lying sack of crap. Well, he's right--- I HAVE been known to be "imaginatively inventive" on a few occasions--- but I really DID kiss both Donna Douglas and Barbara Eden back in my younger days.

I believe that Bill does me a severe injustice in the photo-comparison he presents. The picture of me doesn't show my best side (teams of scientists armed with lasers and GPS devices are still trying to locate that mysterious place) and it ain't like I claimed I screwed 'em, or something outrageous like that. I said that I kissed them. That's all.

I'll release the details of the screwing part later. When I'm feeling more "imaginatively inventive."


Rob, this quote may apply to that particular photo of you...Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved

Posted by: sailingcv on December 6, 2004 10:18 AM
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