Gut Rumbles
 

December 01, 2004

maybe so, maybe no

I'm thinking about staying another couple of days here. I'm leaving the internet cafe and seeing what I can do about travel arrangements. I think I'm going native.

Besides, the flight they have me booked on now goes through Dulles in Washington, DC on the way to Savannah. I believe that I can find a straighter route. I fully expect to be strip-searched and treated like a terrorist WHEREVER I land, but that's just an inconvenience. I like Costa Rica. I also don't want to see this beautiful country through the bars of a jail cell, so I NEVER buy dope here or carry it for anybody else. I will be clean as a whistle when I go through Customs.

If they want to dig through my bag full of soiled underwear and clothes that smell like sweaty feet, they can be my guest. I have nothing to hide.

At least not yet, but the day is young.

Comments

Well, we're planning a trip to Savannah the week after Christmas so I hope you'll be home by then. Have fun :)

Posted by: Sam on December 1, 2004 03:38 PM

Jenniffer will probably have you on the no-fly list eventually, so you might as well go another couple of rounds with the mujers de calle while you are there.

Posted by: robert on December 1, 2004 04:30 PM

It's comforting that you do indeed realize your limitations. ; )

Posted by: Key on December 1, 2004 07:50 PM

You should have mailed me 200,000 pills, fuck you Rob.

Posted by: Catfish on December 1, 2004 09:39 PM

You managing to stay awake past ten pm down there?

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on December 1, 2004 11:38 PM

A-man,
Come on up to Dulles. It's in my neighborhood. I'll buy you drinks and dinner and even be the designated driver.

Posted by: BlogDog on December 2, 2004 10:03 AM

I fully expect to be strip-searched and treated like a terrorist WHEREVER I land, but that's just an inconvenienceWell, you are a grey-haired white guy so you obviously fit the profile of an international terrorist. If they want to dig through my bag full of soiled underwear and clothes that smell like sweaty feet, they can be my guestSee? You even admit to carrying WMDs.Proof that the system works.

Posted by: D.J. M.B. on December 2, 2004 01:53 PM
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