Gut Rumbles

November 27, 2004

decisions, decisions

I went ahead and booked my flight back home for December 2nd. I think Delta's gouging me on the price for a one-way ticket, but I'll pay it just for peace of mind. I have a ride to the airport and a seat on a plane, so I'm happy. All decisions are made.

More decisions... What to eat last night? Have a steak or go to the "Lobster-Fest" down the street? Guess which one I picked?

After I rolled out of the lobster fest with a belly full of shellfish, I took a few pictures and waddled back to my room for the night. Man, I was full. If I stayed here for six months, I'd be fat as a hog.

I can't find Alia. Maybe I'll see her during my wandering today.

I think I'm gonna eat "The Best Chicken In Costa Rica" tonight. But that's a decision I'll put off until later.


I don't know what country you're from, but they don't let people entering the USA with one-way tickets bought at the last minute without a cavity search.

Posted by: RON on November 29, 2004 01:13 AM

Couldn't you have just transferred your previous ticket? They usually do that for around $100.

Posted by: caltechgirl on November 29, 2004 08:55 AM

Give Delta a break. They're closer to Chapter 11 than you say you are!!! Have fun, son!

Posted by: Indigo on November 29, 2004 01:38 PM

So how was the best chick in Costa Rica? what was her name??

Posted by: John Cunningham on November 30, 2004 01:53 AM

He must have used his cable modem to tie her to the bedframe. Surely we will hear the story and see some photos when Delta and the TSA spit him out on dry Georgia land.

Posted by: robert on November 30, 2004 06:17 AM

Oh, yes, the full rectal probe search you get when you buy a one-way ticket. Although if you want to have a LOT of fun with the screenernazis, ask the guy doing the pat down if he can PROVE he's a heterosexual, and insist on multiple witnesses. Anything to tie them up and slow down the process so other law-abiding citizens are not senseless harassed.

Posted by: maggot on November 30, 2004 12:42 PM
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