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November 25, 2004life goes onI am in Jaco now. I caught my ride right on time this morning, but the van broke down on the road and left me stranded at a small cafe on a bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean 35 km from Jaco. You know how my yuppie ass hates it when a schedule goes awry, so I I also started taking pictures today. I'm gonna make a real statement on this blog: Costa Rican wimmen are BEAUTIFUL, and I am gathering the proof. So far, I have asked 30 wimmen to pose for me and all 30 agreed. I haven't been slapped yet, either. These aren't porno shots---just smiling Costa Rican wimmen--- but if you see the pictures and have pornographic thoughts, I won't blame you. Costa Rican wimmen do that to a zesty man. I have a nice room right on the beach. I rented it for seven days, at $20 per night, which means that I won't be making my scheduled flight home on schedule, which is very frightening for a schedule-freak yuppie such as myself, who wants everything scheduled, according to Recondo. Of course, he's off bitching and lost somewhere, while I'm staying at the beach in a town I know well. Who is the asshole here? I don't know how to get in touch with Rick and Georgia, but I imagine that when I don't show up at the airport on Sunday, they'll figure out that I'm either dead or being a well-scheduled yuppie. I really don't care what they think. Fuck 'em. I'm going home when I feel like it and not one minute before. Yup THAT, and stick that schedule stuff up your ass!!! Enjoy fighting in the rental car, cussing each other and seeing Costa Rica at 60 kilometers per hour, you sophisticates. I'm going out to dinner tonight with Inga and I intend to see an old friend named Ailea tomorrow. If things go according to my "schedule" I may get laid by three different wimmen in four days. Not bad for an old goat. I LOVE Costa Rica!!!
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Exciting stuff. Makes me daydream of Brazil in the summertime; must stay in touch with those select few "old friends" just in case. It's an adventure.........Go Acidman! Well happy Thanksgiving, you ol' goat! Remember to put a raincoat on it. Don't wanna be sharing anything between the nice ladies! Damn, Rob, except for the bloodless cunt, nice life you've got there! Of course, that's much like saying "Except for this lightning-hurling black cloud over my head..." Posted by: Kevin Baker on November 25, 2004 04:20 PMI am glad you kicked your schedule to the curb and are dangling in the breeze instead. That is a WONDERFUL feeling. You'd better have your old goat butt in Athens on the 11th, though. Let me know if you need a ride from the airport. ;) Posted by: kelley on November 25, 2004 05:59 PMBrings to mind Dean Martin's "Just Bummin' Around." Sounds farookin' great. Posted by: Jim - PRS on November 25, 2004 08:39 PMFor a horny old lady in Indiana, you think you could sneak a pic of a handsome chico too? Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 25, 2004 09:46 PMHey Darlin' I don't care where the hell you post it from, but you do have a December 10th deadline for Chapter Three of the Blog Novella. Don't make me have to send Mr. Helpful or Velociman down there for you... Have fun! ;-D Posted by: Christina on November 25, 2004 10:59 PMDarn! You sounded very interesting there for a moment, but then noticed you voted for bush. (sighs) LOL Posted by: Angie on November 25, 2004 11:29 PMWell, Angie ... It doesn't exactly sound like he's hard up with you out of the picture, now, does it? Posted by: Bill Dennis on November 26, 2004 03:16 AMI bet all of those pretty young nice looking girls lokks like, they want to get fucked and most of them love it more than us dogs, have fun, I will go with you next time, Catfish. Posted by: Catfish on November 26, 2004 08:26 AMSounds like you're having a great time. Costa Rica should have you doing tourism commercials for them. Hey Rob, Ain't CR Great! La Cruz is something less than Miami, which is just perfect! Stayed at http://www.coastapalmera.com, which was like a 90210 rental. Just fantastic, a great please, great food, nice people previoulsy known as American. Then moved to one of their other vacation rentals-- http://www.mtpalmera.com, and it only gets better. I am painting http://www.casapalmera.bravehost.com, to work of my rent. Now that is something to love here in CR! Posted by: Jacob on March 2, 2005 05:13 AMPost a comment
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