Gut Rumbles

November 23, 2004

i am alive

I have just a few words to place here before I go off to... be Costa Rican again.

1. Anybody who says the Caribbean coast is a shit hole either has never been there or is one hell of a lot more snobby than I am.

2. My guest blogger promised cats, and he delivered. I cannot heap profanity on his head, because he warned me ahead of time. I got what I asked for.

3. Rick and Georgia are two of my dearest friends in this world. They are like family to me. But I will NEVER go on another trip such as this with them, because right now, I want to KILL THEM BOTH!!! With a machete. In their sleep. Bejus on a fucking bicycle. If I hear Georgia bitch one more time (I counted seventeen seperate bitches during a ten minute drive last night) or if I see Rick pitch another four year old boy hissy fit over nothing, Im gonna go ballistic. I dont come to Costa Rica to be with the Battling Cramdens.

4. Spammers had fun while I was away. I had to pay for the privilege, and it took some time, but I deleted every bit of that shit they tracked all over my site. I told you assholes before: Im not gonna let you win.

5. Internet has been available where Ive been, but I just havent bothered to use it. I am on vacation.

Im alright, and having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.


Well, now that I'm reprieved, I guess I'll have to pass on snake-bombing...


Posted by: McGehee on November 23, 2004 09:36 PM

Enjoy your vacation, dude. Someone mentioned something about an earthquake there...glad to hear you're alright.

Posted by: zonker on November 23, 2004 10:04 PM

Im alright, and having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.

Wish we were there, too. And trust me, if you've travelled Rte. 66 in the late 60's and stayed at some of the Mom&Pop motels that line that road, you'd probably have no problem at all with the accomodations in Costa Rica.

Have fun gambling. Oh, and have you spotted your old girl over there? Wondered if you'd run in to her. Or into her. Whatever works.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 23, 2004 11:36 PM

Have a great time! I wish I was there too, and if this shit keeps up, I might be on the next flight!

Sounds like you could use the "CONE OF SILENCE" on those whining snivelers.

Now where did that come from?


Posted by: wes jackson on November 24, 2004 01:45 AM


Posted by: Michele on November 24, 2004 04:50 AM

Wish I was there, too! Have a great time!

Posted by: Robert on November 24, 2004 11:58 AM
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