Gut Rumbles

November 19, 2004

the best revenge

I am off to live well for a week. Maybe two. Hell... maybe THREE!!! If I decide to stay in Costa Rica longer than my reservations reach now, it won't be the first time I've done that. I can handle la pura vida. Life played on the first bounce ain't bad.

I've been through a lot of shit in the past three years. I've lost a lot of things that were important to me, and the experience has cost me a WHOLE LOT of money. Lawyers are gnawing prime rib and drinking expensive wine in fancy restaurants on my tab, and they've been doing it for a while now. That's okay.

I'm gonna eat huevos fritas, con arroz y pintos for deseuno every day, con frutas frescas and I will flirt with las chicas every time I get the chance. I've been on the wagon for a while now, but I'm going to have a few cervesas Imperials, con no hielo y no vaso on this trip. I also intend to gamble. If I win, that's great. If I lose, what the fuck? I'd rather piss that money away on cards than pay it to a lawyer.

Yeah, Jennifer. You beat me up bad, but you didn't kill me. I'm still living well in spite of you. Or maybe just TO spite you.

Maybe I'll send you a post card from Costa Rica. Cunt.



Rob -- we must have been married to the same ex-wife. That 's the name I call her -- funny cooincidence, eh?

Posted by: Vulgorilla on November 19, 2004 08:07 AM

Now, now, Acidman. Let's use a more PC term for you ex.

I choose "Slit" or "Gash".

Enjoy Costa Rica, but for God's sake, find a chick who doesn't look like a Dude this time!

Posted by: rudy on November 19, 2004 02:43 PM

Happiness is the best revenge. Enjoy yourself.

Whats this shit about you liking men?

Posted by: MM on November 20, 2004 08:54 AM

You need to work on your Spanish while you're down there, too. Was this: con no hielo y no vaso ....supposed to be "no ice and no glass" ?? If so, this would be correcto: Ningún hielo y ningún cristal. But have a ball anyway!!
Mayo la fuerza esté con usted (May the force be with you)


Posted by: BUCK on November 22, 2004 07:51 PM

Oh, and to Hell with the concha bloodless!!

Posted by: BUCK on November 22, 2004 07:54 PM
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