Gut Rumbles

November 15, 2004

bathrobe day

I sat down and paid all of my bills this morning. Water bill, phone bill, electric bill, Comcast bill, Blue Cross bill, and a screwdriver in the eye from TWO fucking lawyers a couple of other annoying duns. I walked outside in my bathrobe and put the stamped envelopes in the mailbox.

I stood there next to the street for a minute or so and felt the cold, fall wind whip up the backside of my bathrobe and caress my bare, withered shanks with the clammy fingers of frozen death. I didn't like that feeling. I got goosebumps on my ARMS while my ASS was freezing. I went back inside.

I also decided, that since I don't OWE anybody right now, and I have no place that I HAVE to be today, I'm gonna be Hugh Hefner and wear my bathrobe all day long. I am showered, shaved and clean, but I'm not going to put on clothes today. I can clean my bedroom nekkid if I want to.

I'm taking a Bathrobe Day. You should try it sometime.


I thought that was the rule for retirees!!!

Posted by: Indigo on November 15, 2004 01:41 PM

Hell, i have pacific islander day. that's where I run around the house inside and out wearing nothing but a traditional lava lava around my waist.
Much to the lamenting of the kids and curious looks from the neighbours. But if I had brown skin and curly black locks, no one would look twice.
Or maybe it's just coz I'm so damn sexy in it!
ha ha ha!

Posted by: Kiwipete on November 15, 2004 02:56 PM

I tried to do a bathrobe day, but after an hour I got the call from my ride to work.

Oh well, and here I was hoping I'd have the excuse of a messed-up plan for a commute. Darn.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 15, 2004 03:31 PM

Bathrobe days are Wonderful. They're much better than Nekid days when the weather turns cold. Keeps me from hitting the "z" and "?" keys inadvertantly when trying to blog.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 16, 2004 12:50 AM
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