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November 13, 2004auburn 24, Georgia 6Don't talk to me. Just shut the fuck up. I am in a bad mood and I don't want you trying to be my friend. If you're an Auburn fan, congratulations. I hope you get toenail fungus, venereal warts and a terminal case of crotch-rot. I pray that cockroaches devour your dead eyeballs. You are the son of 60,000 whores. I don't know why I am so upset. It's ONLY a got-dam, muther-sucking, sack-of-shit, kiss-my-ass, oh-Bejus-not-again, fuck-me-dead GAME! It's not like anything SERIOUS, such as cancer or divorce. No, it's a LOT more serious than cancer or divorce. You can get over cancer or divorce. A butt-whipped loss is forever a butt-whipped loss. Excuse me while I mourn. When my Dawgs lose, my world goes to shit. My world went to shit today. I need sympathy. I need a hug. I need reassurance that the sun will rise again tomorrow. Okay, if I can't get any sympathy, I'll settle for a blow-job. Comments
I've just got one word to say: Pur-fucking-due. And next week is Michigan Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 13, 2004 08:55 PMC'mon A-man, don't hold it back...how do ya really feel? Could be worse, dear. You could be a Penn State fan. Kisses from PA, but NOT a Penn State fan... Posted by: amesk on November 13, 2004 09:11 PMany time sweet cheeks...hehe Posted by: Charmed One on November 13, 2004 09:11 PM
Somebody once told me the letters A.U.B.U.R.N. stand for Alabama Usually Beats Us Rednecks. Posted by: McGehee on November 13, 2004 10:42 PMOops. Damn HTML tags. That's Alabama Usually Beats Us Rednecks. Posted by: McGehee on November 13, 2004 10:44 PMwould you like a shampoo with that BJ? ;-) Posted by: caltechgirl on November 13, 2004 10:50 PMIn light of the alternative, you have my deepest sympathies. Posted by: Evilwhiteguy on November 14, 2004 12:28 AMThe Dawgs are doing blow jobs. Get in line. Mine was pretty good (Shockley). Posted by: Velociman on November 14, 2004 12:37 AMA-Dude: Everyone in the fucking country was fucking PRAYING that the Auburn DB didn't kill that GA receiver in the 3rd quarter!! Admit it: THEIR niggers were better than YOUR niggers. Posted by: BJK on November 14, 2004 01:28 AMAdmit it: THEIR niggers were better than YOUR niggers......This is good.I will copy and paste this where i can.It sure could get a lot of hits for you. Posted by: Frank on November 14, 2004 02:12 AMStrangely, I think Cal would beat OU, Auburn, or USC in a title game. Nevertheless, an OU-USC Orange Bowl would be the game to settle the team of the first half of the oughts. The best football team in the world is the World Champion New England Patriots. Note to Pittsburghers: if the Steelers can beat them in the playoffs, hats off, but until that (unlikely to occur) day the defining game between the two sides is the January 2002 AFC Champeenship tilt. Posted by: Vitriolics on November 14, 2004 02:14 AM*ahem* GO VOLS! Lamont Posted by: Lamont Cranston on November 14, 2004 09:57 AMImagine being a Cornhusker fan (no, I ain't), Acidman; then you will feel better. Cal's good, Vitriolics, but they already LOST to USC. Posted by: Hap Arnold on November 14, 2004 10:28 AMHap, you're right, of course--I just have a hunch Cal would beat USC in a rematch (much as I think the Patriots'd beat that fine Steelers side in a rematch)--it's just a hunch, nothing more. So unless Cal is fortunate enough to get that rematch, of course, they do belong beneath the present big three. Politically, to randomly muddle topics, I'd like to see Cal go 0-11 every year... FWIW, I think the 95 Cornhusker team was the best of the last 30 years, but jeeze, hard times in Lincoln... Every day I wake up and the Red Sox are still the Champions... life is good. Posted by: Vitriolics on November 14, 2004 11:19 AMDear Lord... It's. A. Fucking. Game.
What He Said! I feel your pain. If i were a man I would probably want a BJ, too. Hhmm, let me think !!!! How about a sympathy 69.... Posted by: Lisa on November 14, 2004 11:49 AMgo cu buffs!!! Posted by: mikeymom on November 14, 2004 07:56 PMNo sympathy here. How do you think I felt when your Dawgs beat the tar out of my LSU Tigers earlier this year? I wish we could have a rematch right now. Auburn beat us by only one point, but I hope they go on to beat Tennessee in the SEC Championship. Geaux Tigers! Posted by: Fightin Tiger on November 15, 2004 10:28 AMI really appreciate blogs like this one becuase it is insightful and helps me communicate with others. Post a comment
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