November 13, 2004
auburn 24, Georgia 6
Don't talk to me. Just shut the fuck up. I am in a bad mood and I don't want you trying to be my friend. If you're an Auburn fan, congratulations. I hope you get toenail fungus, venereal warts and a terminal case of crotch-rot. I pray that cockroaches devour your dead eyeballs. You are the son of 60,000 whores.
I don't know why I am so upset. It's ONLY a got-dam, muther-sucking, sack-of-shit, kiss-my-ass, oh-Bejus-not-again, fuck-me-dead GAME! It's not like anything SERIOUS, such as cancer or divorce.
No, it's a LOT more serious than cancer or divorce. You can get over cancer or divorce. A butt-whipped loss is forever a butt-whipped loss. Excuse me while I mourn.
When my Dawgs lose, my world goes to shit. My world went to shit today. I need sympathy. I need a hug. I need reassurance that the sun will rise again tomorrow.
Okay, if I can't get any sympathy, I'll settle for a blow-job.
I've just got one word to say: Pur-fucking-due.
And next week is Michigan
C'mon A-man, don't hold it back...how do ya really feel?
Could be worse, dear. You could be a Penn State fan.
Kisses from PA, but NOT a Penn State fan...
any time sweet cheeks...hehe
Maybe it pays to be a Alabama cow-fucker from Auburn on national television.
Somebody once told me the letters A.U.B.U.R.N. stand for Alabama Usually Beats Us Rednecks.
Oops. Damn HTML tags. That's Alabama Usually Beats Us Rednecks.
would you like a shampoo with that BJ? ;-)
In light of the alternative, you have my deepest sympathies.
The Dawgs are doing blow jobs. Get in line. Mine was pretty good (Shockley).
Everyone in the fucking country was fucking PRAYING that the Auburn DB didn't kill that GA receiver in the 3rd quarter!!
Admit it: THEIR niggers were better than YOUR niggers.
Admit it: THEIR niggers were better than YOUR niggers......This is good.I will copy and paste this where i can.It sure could get a lot of hits for you.
Strangely, I think Cal would beat OU, Auburn, or USC in a title game. Nevertheless, an OU-USC Orange Bowl would be the game to settle the team of the first half of the oughts.
The best football team in the world is the World Champion New England Patriots.
Note to Pittsburghers: if the Steelers can beat them in the playoffs, hats off, but until that (unlikely to occur) day the defining game between the two sides is the January 2002 AFC Champeenship tilt.
Imagine being a Cornhusker fan (no, I ain't), Acidman; then you will feel better. Cal's good, Vitriolics, but they already LOST to USC.
Hap, you're right, of course--I just have a hunch Cal would beat USC in a rematch (much as I think the Patriots'd beat that fine Steelers side in a rematch)--it's just a hunch, nothing more. So unless Cal is fortunate enough to get that rematch, of course, they do belong beneath the present big three. Politically, to randomly muddle topics, I'd like to see Cal go 0-11 every year... FWIW, I think the 95 Cornhusker team was the best of the last 30 years, but jeeze, hard times in Lincoln... Every day I wake up and the Red Sox are still the Champions... life is good.
(Says the guy who watched the World Series with a bottle of tequila in one hand and and bottle of Maalox in the other. Never mind. I'll shut up now...)
What He Said! I feel your pain. If i were a man I would probably want a BJ, too. Hhmm, let me think !!!! How about a sympathy 69....
No sympathy here. How do you think I felt when your Dawgs beat the tar out of my LSU Tigers earlier this year? I wish we could have a rematch right now. Auburn beat us by only one point, but I hope they go on to beat Tennessee in the SEC Championship. Geaux Tigers!
I really appreciate blogs like this one becuase it is insightful and helps me communicate with others.
thanks.also, that guy billyz, I really need to talk to you about that cure you mentioned.