Gut Rumbles

November 12, 2004

couldn't happen to a nicer guy

I do not like Bill Maher. That smirking, sanctimonious bastard just has an air about him that makes me want to walk up, head-butt him in the face and leave him whimpering in a fetal position on the floor. Let his sycophantic, moonbat audience members applaud THAT, with their usual hoots and hollers.

I'm always suspicious of vindictive ex-girlfriends who hire lawyers--- vindictive wimmen will LIE---but I'm all for Ms. "Coco" in this lawsuit. I'll bet Maher thought Bill O'Reilly's problems were pretty damn funny. How's that shoe fit on YOUR foot, wiseguy?

NOVEMBER 11--Comedian Bill Maher was slapped yesterday with a $9 million palimony suit by an ex-girlfriend who alleges that the HBO star subjected her to physical and verbal abuse, including "insulting, humiliating and degrading racial comments."

I believe that Bill's SHOW commits physical and verbal abuse every time it airs, and it makes me feel degraded, so he gets no sympathy from me. Fuck him.

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


I was at the bar at the Beverly Hills Hotel last year when she and Bill Maher walked in. She was so amazing looking that we were sure she was a "hired" date. This is how I described her on my blog that night:

"Anyway, we're sitting there at the bar, and this amazingly beautiful 7 foot tall woman with a 15 inch waist, 6 inch gold lame' skirt, and 10 inch tall high heels walks in (yes, I measured! (*wink*)). The very definition of *arm candy.*"

She was truely amazing.

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on November 12, 2004 01:44 PM

Amen to that post, A-man. He's so full of himself that he farts inward.

Posted by: Deliverance on November 12, 2004 03:05 PM

I've always found him to be all hype and no talent. That movie he made with Adrianne Barbeau, something about Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle, was so bad I was almost embarassed for him. But it was just Bill Maher, so I found it somewhat gratifying to see his film career combust.

You're right. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I hope she takes his sorry ass to the cleaners.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 12, 2004 05:56 PM

First, I gotta say I agree with you about Maher. A total puke and if there is a God in heaven, I will have the chance one day of running into him in a fairly secluded spot.

That being said, this *unt can kiss my rosy white ass. I don't what it is with some women, but they think their pussies are swiss made watchworks that are unique in the world. WTF, a man promised me ________ and after he hit it for a while, I ain't getting ________!!!!! Call 60 Minutes. In the meantime, you can bet your ass this bitch was treated like a queen. No expense was spared. Effing move on. Cripes.

Posted by: MM on November 13, 2004 03:04 AM
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